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Those who JavaScript don't know, those who know don't JavaScript
Today those pictures would probably have only men on them by the way.
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Or perhaps a little more religiously: Thou shalt not script a Jawa.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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When you save a document in MS Word... it is that icon in the corner that nobody remembers... enjoy it while it lasts.
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I only use Notepad... From the command line
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Sander Rossel wrote: What's this "floppy disk" you're talking about?
I have used these [^]
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Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
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I'm a little too young for those
Although I did own a Commodore 64 for a brief period in de 90's.
Too young to do anything more than insert the floppy, type the one command I had learnt (and have forgotten by now) and play a game
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They are not - companies dumbed down technology and the older generation never had the chance to learn and teach it.
Plus, computer technology is the closest thing to pure reasoning barring Mathematics, and that is and has been the major obstacle ever. You'd think that after the greek we'd be math-savy and isntead...
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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That's the sort of thing I'd do to you, just for a laugh
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What??? Not a fax?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Hmmph!
So you're so non-tech-savvy that you don't even know how to use OCR!
It's no wonder the youngsters think old fogies are useless.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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via whatsapp of course.
That is how all the kids do it.
One young employer requested a serial number off a desktop from me.
I duly emailed the answer right away.
Few minutes later whatsapp from him: "can take photo and reply it back to me."
I replied "just emailed the number to you."
His reply, "I know, saw it, u sent the photo yet? is yr phone camera good quality?"
Sigh, where did we go wrong? (Apart from the procreating?)
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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The young generation are pretty stu[id when it comes to real technology. OK they can blue tooth a phone to an amp and set up a play lst but ask them what mallware is and they havent a clue (litterally had this with my nephew yesterday).
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Munchies_Matt wrote: but ask them what mallware What's mallware? Something used in a shopping center?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: mallware
Is that the attire they put on when going to hang out at the local shopping center?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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What ages constitute the "young generation"? Because I think the 27 year old founder and CEO of MalwareBytes would disagree with you on this point.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Of course there are exceptions in every field. I still agree with the parent post however. Based on my own observations, I'd say the general rule is that most kids today are NOT any more tech savvy than their own parents were at that age, because an awful lot are only exposed to consumption devices such as smartphones and tablets. That's a regression IMO.
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The older generation is worse, as expected. At a neighborhood Christmas party a couple of months ago the neighbor charged with keeping the subdivision contact list was frustrated that she couldn't get it to format/print correctly. Someone mentioned that I worked with computers so she gave me the 16 page printout and asked me to fix it. Of course I'll claim that I just forgot!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I've just received this email - how very dare they!
Just dont be offended with my words but your skin is not good. Maybe you'll try to {0} some {1} {2}? Btw, I have a {3} for you.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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You should write back and say "I have a {3} for you too, you {6} {7}!!!"
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
modified 13-Feb-17 10:40am.
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Spam has gone paint-by-number.
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Send them back this
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Game of poor, small-time heavyweight? (9)
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Badminton.
Poor - bad
small-time min
heavyweight - ton.
Andy B
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That's the one. Congratulations(?), you're up tomorrow.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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NUTS! COCONUTS!
You have to devise a plan for an important scientific research...
The goal of the research is to determine at what minimal high coconuts break.
You have a 100 story building, 2 coconuts and $1.40.
* A trip in the elevator cost a dime (up and down included).
* The coconuts suffer no harm when dropped from lesser high than their breaking point.
(At the end collect the coconuts and send to me - I need a lot to prepare these: dates delicacy...[^])
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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