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Cops: No clean getaway for twins who stole 180 bars of soap[^]
Soap? Really?
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Project Mayhem? 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
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For that you have to make soap, not steal it 
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They might have been making it, but then found that they needed another 180 bars at the last minute 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
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Don't try to see the logic on that action... instead try to find out the truth... there is no logic 
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Cleanliness is (not) next to godliness!
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We are washed over with disorganized crime.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Looks like they were hurrying because they were late for rag week.
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How to make a perfect BLT:
BACON
Little more BACON
Top it off with BACON
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You can give the tomato, the lettuce to the wife (on diet) and the bread to the cat (does not care)...
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Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: and the bread to the cat (does not care)...
Are you sure?[^]
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This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
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"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Not many cats would eat the bread,
give the bread to the dog, the bacon to the cat, (salad things to the wife)
get a cold beer from the fridge, (or a non frozen beer from the fridge if in Canada),
...and if feeling brave or already a few beers in, remind the missus to clean up when done eating.
Sin tack ear lol
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I like to fry my bacon in olive oil. Anyone else? Will I be banished from the Lounge now?
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megaadam wrote: I like to fry my bacon in olive oil.
I believe proper protocol is to fry bacon in bacon grease. 
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I fry everything* in olive oil. It's both healthier and better for the flavour -- I can't abide stuff fried in sunflower or rapeseed oil, any more; it's just nasty grease.
The missus uses peanut oil for flame-and-smoke Chinese cooking, sometimes, but that's got hardly any flavour at all
* Everything that I fry, that is.
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I use peanut oil for chinese food as well - mostly because it has very little flavour!
I can't see olives working well in a sweet and sour ... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: I can't see olives working well in a sweet and sour
Might be kinda icky, because you don't get that sudden burst of intense heat, when you first drop them in the fryer, so the flour might soak some oil up.
You can't really taste olive oil when you fry with it, though; it's a delicate hint, compared to the mouthful of foul-tasting grease you get from the cheaper oils.
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N_tro_P wrote: French Fries
Yechh!
Never touch 'em!
I eat proper chips, not them ropy, spindly things, and they fry up great in olive oil. The only thing better for chips is lard, which works best at lower than its highest temperature.
N_tro_P wrote: Tempura
That would be the Japanese name for the kind of thing the missus fries, in peanut oil. Asian food is based on higher temperatures because they had anthracite, whereas we used to cook chips with peat, in the UK (or "UK-to-be", at the time)
Don't believe the hype about oil temperatures; they all get bluddy hot, so there's not a huge difference -- certainly not enough to make chips that are less than perfect.
Remember that a lot of the most-publicised stuff about petty little things like this was invented by morons like Jamie Oliver and Heston Blumenthal.
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You make very good points...
OK, not very good...
Actually, not good at all.
In fact, you're talking bollocks.
Points to consider:
0. Olive oil will happily go up to the maximum temperature of any deep-fat fryer (I always start mine off at Max, but I took the time to check this fact).
1. Chips should be started very hot (to effectively melt the gel into a continuous skin), then turned down (when they have cooled the oil a little), so that they remain soft, moist, and sumptuous inside whilst crisping on the outside -- not become dried out, dark, overcooked bits of wood.
2. Even better: put them into the very hot oil until they have cooled it a little, then take them out, shake them well (I throw them into a colander that's lined with several sheets of kitchen paper), and let them go cold (thus allowing the melted gel to resolve better), then put them back in at the lower temperature.
3. When they are light gold in colour (no darker), turn them out again into a kitchen-paper-lined colander, and toss them with salt. This absorbs the moisture that is exiting from them, preventing it from degrading the crisped gel.
Other methods produce inferior chips.
Next week, I'll tell you how to boil an egg and make toast.
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That's a bit ... healthy, isn't it?
That does kinda fly in the face of BACONy goodness!
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I'll stick my neck out and say I actually grill my bacon (where's the emoji for "duck and cover"?) 
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I grill if I'm making a buttie, and dry-fry if I'm using it for soup (crispy is good, and a slow dry-fry is the best way to get that), or fry to render the fat down if I'm going to cook onions with it.
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If it's going in with chopped tomatoes then I dry fry, just because it all ends up in the same pan 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
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