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Strange, I've been dancing for many years, and when I watched the clip, I was totally convinced (not knowing either of them) that HE was the pro and she was the amateur...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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OK, so I'm away at work, with all the various portable computer gadgetry to amuse myself in the evenings, and I wanted to access files on my laptop drive from my windows 10 tab.
OK, so the tab has two full-sized USB ports, I've got USB sticks coming out the wazoo, and I've re-enabled the Briefcase in win 10, but I wanted "edit in situ" access, to make it all slightly less of a PITA.
So I typety-type set up a virtual router on the laptop (with a little help from a search engine that is not google), fire it up, connect from the tab... and can't do a damned thing with it -- no Internet, no nothing.
So I'm off configury pokerying, messing with network config, firewalls, ACLs, etc, and tearing a blue strip off win 10 for being so ch*ffing useless.
An hour later (just under, but who's counting?), I finally remember to click on the "Advanced" button in the IPv4 properties window, to set up default DNS servers, and everything works like a charm.
That bluddy button has been there for decades!
SO WHY DIDN'T THAT BLUDDY WINDOWS 10 REMIND ME NOT TO BE A USELESS IDIOT!?!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Because it figures if you know enough to do all the rest you'll remember that part too?
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Bollocks!
Where's Clippy, when I need him?!?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Long may he stay there!
... On no-one's Favourites list.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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...He wants people to get stuck there.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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That's nothing to sniff at.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I wondered why everyone was wearing Pasties.
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Cross-pondian translation problem:
In the UK, we eat pasties.
... But I can see how that wouldn't be so different, after all...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Here, too. But only to get to the good bits...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Such websites already exist. I could name a few, but they're not Lounge material (or even Soapbox material for that matter)
Of course people usually bring lube instead of glue
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Should've called it, FaceTube.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I am on a path to success. I appreciate everyone's words.
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Words by themselves are just words, how you use them will determine your progress.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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That was deep.
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Just a little lav philosophy, nothing else to do in there.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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There seems to be an 'Ah, Grasshopper' missing.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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No only the grasshopper part!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Huh? Did I miss something...again?
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We had a whip round, and bought him a dictionary.
You owe us £5
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh, don't confuse the poor dear with currencies that indicate that there is a world outside the US!
That's just cruel.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OK, OK... Call it $7.22, plus 10% transaction fee, and sales tax...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OK, it's settled.
I like this guy!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Jumping on bandwagon while the wagon is still bandying about...
...I too would like to thank everyone in the world, the world and beyond...yes, the solar system for that great sunshine I get at times... also Pluto, which I still consider a planet. And, the asteroid belt beyond the solar system... for all they've done and continue to do.
Am I funny yet?
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