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When my girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the roof of her Honda Civic I refused. If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What's the Mazda with you? I doubt you can a Ford to turn her down - later she might be tired.
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With your Mini you shouldn't be picky and just Ram her 
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What ever happened to "not posting stuff you wouldn't want your kid sister to see" herein?
@marc-clifton ???
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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MacSpudster wrote: What ever happened to "not posting stuff you wouldn't want your kid sister to see" herein?
Can't speak for the other guys, but I for one do not have a sister.
Sometimes the true reward for completing a task is not the money, but instead the satisfaction of a job well done. But it's usually the money.
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MacSpudster wrote: not posting stuff you wouldn't want your kid sister to see
That won't get you very far in my family. I have three sisters younger than me. All have heard (and sometimes use) the "seven words that should never be heard on television".
I do agree that this was a little over the line for the Lounge.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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True story: When my father-in-law passed away several years ago, he had left his Honda Accord to his eldest daughter. For the month (June) before she could arrange to come get it, it was parked in our driveway. One particularly hot afternoon, the wife had arrived home from a trip so I walked out to welcome her home and carry the bags. As we passed the car, she pointed to the ground behind the car where the chrome model placard lay and asked what happened. I said very dryly 'it appears to have fallen off of it's own Accord.' 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Equally true story: My first new car was a 1985 Accord. My wife and I were driving to see her family, and passed the exit to Marysville(*), Ohio. I told Mrs. Wife "Be careful; the car might take that exit of its own Accord."
(*) Accords were built in Marysville at the time.
Software Zen: delete this;
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But the important question...how many seconds until she got it?
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Not many - the lady's pretty sharp.
Software Zen: delete this;
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It's much better whilst laying out on the Riviera.
Sometimes the true reward for completing a task is not the money, but instead the satisfaction of a job well done. But it's usually the money.
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If herself finds out about your girlfriend, you'll be sleeping in your Accord.
C4H10S
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Or even worse C9H9N ...
Otherwise known as 3-Methylindole, or "Skatole" - it's the chemical that makes pooh smell of ... well, pooh.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's nothing; I smell C9H9N (Skatole) almost every time I go to "The Weird and The Wonderful". 
EDIT: I just saw that you had the name of the chemical and its smell in micro-print.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
modified 2-Jun-18 16:05pm.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: C4H10S
n-Butyl mercaptan?
Seems you've been working in the skunk-works just a bit too long.
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Me? I've never been anywhere near Lockheed, and I was in disguise, and it wasn't me; it was my evil twin.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I buy only Toyotas, and I'm afraid I'd have to do it with a damn Corolla.
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I heard, on Facebook so it must be true, that SUV meant Sex Under Vehicle but don't see how that would work?
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Because that's how the drivers were conceived?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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For those of you old enough to remember the 70's ad line.
Maybe you 'got some head on a Honda.'
I can still hear the tune. 
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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My buddy had a Puke Green Impala...
I am certain the hood was bigger than a King Sized bed.
And the trunk could hold 5 bodies!
This thing was a boat. It was easier to BACK INTO a parking spot.
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Dyscarnate - Nothing Seems Right[^]
It's time this song got some love.
I've been listening to it for weeks, but every week there was a song I just found a little bit more SOTW material.
While some of those songs are now out of my playlist this one remains.
Dyscarnate plays a more technical death metal, or metalcore if you like.
This video, while I don't get it at all, has a pretty cool art and visual style
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This track is really nice …  , impressive vocals,
great metalcore indeed... (added to my playlist for the coming days ),
I think I will check their albums, BR
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Tachyonx wrote: I will check their albums
Album, they've only just released their debut
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