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Or in the words of Harry Callahan "Your ship out of luck"
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Did you ask your kid sister a boat this?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I am not responsible for your dirty mind either!
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I have no idea what you mean. But then I never your kid sister. I hope she is oh quay.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I asked his kid sister.
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The OP is *beyond* "PG" and needs removed.
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I see you're under a bit of pressure to remove this post... never mind - having a sense of humour is quay.
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It is a bit more risqué than his usual offerings, but kid sisters these days are a lot more worldly than they used to be.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Indeed - but my post was just a roundabout way of working up to the pun at the end... which no doubt passed everyone by (or, more likely, wasn't worth commenting on!)
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I don't know what you mean!
(And I'm still not responsible for your dirty mind!)
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Say that 3 times real fast
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I was having wrist pain and my employee safety committee ordered me a new chair. Seems remote to me, but what the heck! Herman Miller Aero.
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Nice , but she could have smiled a bit.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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$1000 they could have got you a new iPhone with that kind of money.
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Quote: I recommend Evoluent VerticalMouse[^]
Wouldn't help. It was the non-mousing wrist, but thanks for the tip!
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It would have been a way to go if I could tell the future. The new graphics card fixed the card failure, but then I was getting BSODs. Several attempts at diagnostics over a few months lead to an SSD for the op system. Then the hard-drive failed while they were testing it. They installed a non-HP operating system that caused problems. Finally found the HP emergency backup disc and got a stable machine. After reinstalling all my software 5 times, I have been a bit slow to reinstall even though it is stable.
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Jim_Snyder wrote: I was having wrist pain and my employee safety committee ordered me a new chair.
I believe more or less (which ever is appropriate) masturbation with said hand will fix that wrist right up.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Quote: I believe more or less (which ever is appropriate) masturbation with said hand will fix that wrist right up.
Nah, didn't help.
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That's what caused it in the first place.
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Pom Pey wrote: That's what caused it in the first place.
Hence I said more or less, depending on what had caused the issue in the first place.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It can be a symptom from having too low a chair, putting your wrist at the wrong angle and helping promote RSI. A new chair (and possibly a wrist rest) may actually help.
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Quote: It can be a symptom from having too low a chair, putting your wrist at the wrong angle and helping promote RSI. A new chair (and possibly a wrist rest) may actually help. Exactly what the pretty lady from the committee said!
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Oh gawd, don't tell me HR and I are in agreement about something?
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