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> I'd rather suck a dog off
Yes, that's what Facebook is for.
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You could setup a Google Voice number and forward messages from that to your "real" number. Then close the Google Voice number.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Well, I would say that it is their chalk and their blackboard so they call the shots. They are not the only ones. There are alternatives.
Typically, they want to send you a code via text. I use Google Voice for such things. Easy to turn forwarding on and off, great for screening all phone stuff.
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
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theoldfool wrote: Well, I would say that it is their chalk and their blackboard so they call the shots. They are not the only ones. There are alternatives.
Typically, they want to send you a code via text.
So why is this not required for both of my and both of my kids Microsoft accounts, they are all happy with my ISP email address as the only alternative.
theoldfool wrote: I use Google Voice for such things. Easy to turn forwarding on and off, great for screening all phone stuff.
You're the 2nd person to mention this, I will have to look in to this later today.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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... by Waitrose of all companies, and I'm afraid I cannot get that image out of my head. Ooh, hello sailor[^].
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You know what they say: location, location, location ...
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OriginalGriff wrote: location, location, location ... I thought 'developers (sweat), developers (pant), developers (sweat, sweat)'
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Now that's what I call a Fisherman's Friend.
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I am worried. Will covfefe replace Java?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Google insights show more searches these days on covfefe than Java. It's trending on twitter too. I give Java no more that a year.
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No, Java and Samoa are a good distance apart.
If you don't understand, I must metasoapbox you.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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No way, covfefe is purely functional while Java is OOP.
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covfefe.bs?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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covfefe.vb!
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Sounds to me like covfefe.js does the job just fine
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Now you are trolling! First you come with VB and now with BS!
But we just had a steak for lunch, like every friday. My hunting instincts now rest and I could use an hour of sleep (before going to bed).
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sander Rossel wrote: covfefe is purely functional
Isn't it more dysfunctional? Either Trump's keyboard or his mind or both...
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Nah ... what be meant to type was de-covfefe, and that stuff always gives me a headache...
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Sure way to kill a product
Sin tack
the any key okay
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What the whole franchise? We can but dream ... hipsters would fall by the wayside, muttering hundred syllable incomprehensibles ending with "macchiato" before they perished.
Win-win!
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Multitude in favour of jazz/rock crossover (9)
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
modified 2-Jun-17 11:09am.
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The only thing I can come up with is ABUNDANCE, and I'm pretty sure thats wrong!
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