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If a man breeds with an elf are the offspring melfs?
Leadership equals wrecked ship.
If you think you are leading my look behind you. You are alone.
If you think I am leading you, You are lost.
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So that's how it works today...
What rating did the buyer leave?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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1 - The seller went over the shipment weight limit
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They are towing out oil rigs all the time. You can't tell me there is no way to tow DD to Trumpistan.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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666 out of 11
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His achievements are more than just losing elections, you know.
He also edited Wikipedia to announce the death of an England ex-cricketer, who is alive even now. And then linked to the Wikipedia article from the Lounge to "prove" Botham was dead.
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread
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I remember that one.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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OriginalGriff wrote: to combat fake news[^] Finally. We have someone we can trust.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Imagine! Any news, but any news will be banned within minutes (or seconds) by someone as lie!!!
No news - brave new world...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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In our creative world of ones and zeros, no news is indeed good news (a happy user doesn't gripe). In the real word, no news would be frightening.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Welcome to the new world of a communist dictatorship.
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I've been on the internet for long enough to know that FACTS! are always in upper-case and accompanied by an exclamation mark.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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It's nice to have someone around who is experienced enough to make sure we stay on the straight and narrow.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Can anybody put @DalekDave in their posts or is that for the privileged few?
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So don't type @DalekDave - you know what will happen.
And (@DalekDave) you don't want to (@DalekDave) awaken the sleeping beast @DalekDave accidentaly, do you? @DalekDave
Does each of these @DalekDave summonings send @DalekDave a separate email?
If so, we better stop typing @DalekDave before @DalekDave finds his inbox full.
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After all it doesn't matter now, since @DalekDave now has their inbox filled up anyways.
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I'm just wondering if @DalekDave works in a signature...
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I got three, but I don't know about @DalekDave
How many did you get for this one?
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@marcobertschi
Let's see now ...
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