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I remember that one.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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OriginalGriff wrote: to combat fake news[^] Finally. We have someone we can trust.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Imagine! Any news, but any news will be banned within minutes (or seconds) by someone as lie!!!
No news - brave new world...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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In our creative world of ones and zeros, no news is indeed good news (a happy user doesn't gripe). In the real word, no news would be frightening.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Welcome to the new world of a communist dictatorship.
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I've been on the internet for long enough to know that FACTS! are always in upper-case and accompanied by an exclamation mark.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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It's nice to have someone around who is experienced enough to make sure we stay on the straight and narrow.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Can anybody put @DalekDave in their posts or is that for the privileged few?
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So don't type @DalekDave - you know what will happen.
And (@DalekDave) you don't want to (@DalekDave) awaken the sleeping beast @DalekDave accidentaly, do you? @DalekDave
Does each of these @DalekDave summonings send @DalekDave a separate email?
If so, we better stop typing @DalekDave before @DalekDave finds his inbox full.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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After all it doesn't matter now, since @DalekDave now has their inbox filled up anyways.
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I'm just wondering if @DalekDave works in a signature...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I got three, but I don't know about @DalekDave
How many did you get for this one?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
@marcobertschi
Let's see now ...
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I got two...
It works in the signature!!!
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Let's see if I can do that too...
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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It actually works.
I might keep this signature...
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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Just like Twatter, but the other way round!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OriginalGriff wrote: AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
This is soo goood.
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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