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Mark_Wallace wrote: the US military doesn't get issued maps for places that don't exist I can confirm that. During an exchange program I met plenty of GIs who were at a place that does not exist and got there without any help.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sorry, that's not one of ours.
I think he must have been muzzy from missing tea time. Or was using Apple Maps.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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You should know the story. The pilot's wife was also in there and nagged him into landing and asking for the way.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's why my jetpack will only carry one person.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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iApple does.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Pshhht. Yesterday a fanboi called me a clueless idiot for writing something like that here.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Luckily only the software crashed
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Commit Strip OTD: The Dark Side of Coding: The cross[^]
So...any of you want to volunteer for a lynching party and admit they do that?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There are times I'm glad I don't do front-end work - this is one of them
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OriginalGriff wrote: any of you want to volunteer for a lynching party and admit they do that? Anyone who works for MS is guilty of that -- but it didn't just display an ad; it installed an entire ad-delivery system.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Uncomfortably close to a previous job I have had
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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So around the office we have this thing on Valentine's Day where we buy gifts for each other anonymously. A bit silly IMO, but I don't complain about chocolate.
But this year I didn't get chocolate. I got a six-pack of Guinness and two packs of cigarettes.
Should I be:
A) Happy to have what I like and pleased that my co-workers know me so well.
B) Disturbed by the focus on my vices.
C) Concerned by the fact that my co-workers are feeding me poison.
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Why are you still indoors near a computer? Parks don't have benches in your world?
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I've got the beer in the office fridge, but it isn't cold (cool) yet.
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I think you should be highly offended. Stand in the middle of the office and shout "NO GIN? NO TONIC? YOU'RE BARBARIANS!"
veni bibi saltavi
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Ahh the modern day Andy Capp
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D) Be thankful that they didn't check your browser history, because whips and handcuffs would have been more embarrassing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: because whips and handcuffs would have been more embarrassing.
Are you kidding? That's how I decorate my office. It scares the newbies away so I don't have to mentor them.
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Well, hopefully you got them one of these.[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Want one for skiing!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Now we know what they do with Zoidbergs when they die.
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Cool, but what on earth were you searching for to stumble across this?
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nuff said, I would have thought.
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Not sure how Chris, Sean and the gang will take you slagging off Bloody Code Project.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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