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detonator
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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That one, you might have to explain to me.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Somewhat more reliable than that - hopefully.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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The (almost seasonal) solution:
Fruitless = VAIN
Point = E(ast)
= VAINE with "fast" stuck in the middle.
Fast = LENT
Giving us a lover, our VA-LENT-INE (who may or may not have a scrotum depending on our preferences; may or not be infertile; may or may not be worthless and may possibly drive an Italian car).
I'll do an easier one on Monday.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Minuteman?
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Waiting for the Danny Green versus Anthony Mundine fight.
Hoping that whining grub Mundine gets smashed.
Down for the boys 20th, birthday was on Monday.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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....as if he didn't already have enough to be trolled over.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Well, these westerners all look alike.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Who's Shannon Noll? Somebody special to the Australians I guess, but clearly nowhere else.
As to the photo's: haircut and a bit of color lightning, same same, in fact so close I reckon the reporter just photoshopped one image.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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He's a nobody singer no one cares about, except for the fact Mercans are so stuoid they can't tell who they're attacking.
Possibly due to the fact Trump looks the same as every porn actress ever sucking a dick.-
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Quote: Trump looks the same as every porn actress ever You've been watching the wrong kind of porn!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Its the Daily Mail, no need to read that then.
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Sometimes I worry your joke became reality: "I'm pretty nervous, but what's the worst that can happen, right? I could f***ing die up here man..."
And then, after more than six months, you just casually show up and put this here...
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Honestly, it's great that you remember on of my bits from 5 years ago! Still doing the comedy!
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wizardzz wrote: misdirected hatred
Because those comments would be perfectly OK if they were directed at the correct person?
Perhaps it's a better illustration of the absurdity of hatred on Twatter, whether or not it's misdirected.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I know. The comedian is my friend and she took a lot of heat/threats for doing the show. So did the theatre.
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This one is for those people (person) who are/is leaving FB.
Try out Google+. It's much better for devs.
Follow CP at:
plus.google.com/+codeproject[^]
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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Nooooooooo, that's like saying "hey I'd like to give up crack." And then have someone come along and say, "have you tried heroine?"
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Nooooooooo, that's like saying "hey I'd like to give up crack." And then have someone come along and say, "have you tried heroin
Ah, you've stumbled upon my subtle joke.
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