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Do male deer have buck teeth?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Those that don't are Fawned upon by the Does.
Alas, in the case of deer, they're in a rut because there are no horny Does.*
Later we may have a heated discussion on this.
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There are exceptions, such as John Deeres which have mechanical teeth despite requiring many bucks to obtain.
Sin tack ear lol
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MeThinks OriginalGriff hides when he posts these puns, lest he be hunted; no worries, though, OG, for fear of being shot, for, deer are way more tasty, so I've heard.
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And do reindeer wear retainers*?
* A classic case of the US word being more appropriate than the rest-of-the-world one ("braces")
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No, they doen't, unless they have rut canal work.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Oh, deer, deer. Are you off your meds again.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Cheapest meat? Deer balls, they are under a buck!
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Hi All,
Still trying to loose the InThePub suffix, had an interview on the 23rd Dec, the guy kinda liked me (?) and am now told by the agent they want to see me again (!). Just nothing from the agent yet, they want to see me tomorrow or Thursday. I said tomorrow at 10 am fine, as of yet I have not heard back from the agent is it too early to prod the agent.
Glenn
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glennPattonInThePubAGAIN wrote: Still trying to loose the InThePub suffix Gotta do that - it's breaking the CP layout!
glennPattonInThePubAGAIN wrote: is it too early to prod the agent. When did you say 10 am? I would want to get an answer today if I were you. You've gotta plan for tomorrow after all. Don't wait until 5 minutes before close of business. Jussaying...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Launching Email now!
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Good luck!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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And now the interview if off!
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Sorry. Will never give advice again!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
modified 4-Jan-17 2:34am.
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Nah!, just agents not getting there sh*t together...
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Darn! never been in a position to be that passive...
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Was just scanning through some old code, and I came across this, I think from a consultant we had a couple years ago:
row.StockPrice = this.StockPrice * (1m + row.Step);
In context, "Nuke" is short for dollar-nuke, or a "dollar-neutral" adjustment (Don't get me started on how complicated convertible bonds are), so it's perfectly valid and innocent... But that's just an awesome comment to see first thing, after coming back from a 3-day weekend.
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I'm still waiting to see a gem I wrote, can't remember it all but it used a label with the line
goto He11
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I tend to prefer
or the more succinct
of course all intentions to clean up,
but, time goes by, projects end, and thus far: nothing ever caught on fire.
Sometimes when a customer annoys me and also expects code they can 'self maintain' I'll be nice and write descriptive comments and use meaningful variable/parameter names, in abbreviated Dutch of course - figure should be quite a treat for them here in Asia.
Sin tack ear lol
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I'm not doing real programming anymore - I'm doing QlikView crap.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: QlikView crap Tautology.
This space for rent
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Werd.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Would you like to work with Office 2007 automation?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Want my PHP project?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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