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... when you don't take quite enough aluminium foil to completely wrap your sandwiches and there's about half an inch of exposed bread... 
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You shouldn't have used so much to make your hat !
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I use for that some no-name "Tupperware". And it is also good for the environment. 
Because aluminium needs a big chunk of energy to get produced. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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..eat half an inch?
Seriously 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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A good idea for next coding challenge: "foil cut calculator for Asimov's sandwitches".
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CPallini wrote: "foil cut calculator for Asimov's sandwitches"
BURN THEM! 
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: .. when you don't take quite enough aluminium foil to completely wrap your sandwiches head and there's about half an inch of exposed bread...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Easy solution... eat the extended portion now...
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Are whiteboards truly remarkable?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No more and no less than a blackboard! #blackboardsmatter
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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How can you whitewash your name after this? 
The Lounge[^]
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I've slept since then! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is that an highly irascible remark?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Does that pun wipe away a lot of pen-t up frustration?
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Maybe, but you certainly leave your stains. 
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: leave your stains
Gaaaaaaah!
A horrible image of bed-sheets and abuse came to mind.
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Not when someone puts a permanent mark on them.
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Or changes the ink cartridges with permanent ones 
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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So flip-charts are unremarkable?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I've checked the HTML code from Code Project and I'm confused because Code Project use a lot of table-tags. Some designers knows that tables cannot be used for layout.
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Are you trying to turn the tables on us?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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This discussion should be tabled before it gets out of hand.
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In proper (what you would call British) English, the verb "to table" has the totally opposite meaning - if we table an amendment, we bring it to the attention of the participants. In wrong (US) English, if you table an amendment you don't discuss it any more. We put it on the table, you hide it under the table.
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