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Oh. That's disappointing. I was expecting a nice, cosy story about a venerable monk churning out the parish magazine on an original Guttenberg!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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What kind of printer is it? You may want to try Brother Solutions Center[^] with the model.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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A three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. He's been there a while, before his mother gets concerned and goes to check on him.
She peeks round the door, and he's sitting there with a picture book. But every ten seconds or so, he puts the book down, grips the toilet seat with his left hand and gives himself an almighty bang on the head with his right.
"Billy, are you alright? You've been here for a while now..."
"I'm fine, Mommy. I just haven't gone number twos yet."
"Ok, no problem, you can stay for a few minutes yet. But why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
"Works for ketchup."
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Note: I don't know if the site (ExtremeTech.com) is hacked or if it's just another caniption by Chrome Version 50.0.2661.37 beta-m (64-bit), but, the page appears as a mess right now, with strange transparent content overlays appearing after the main page/story loads.
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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Hi Bill!
Looks fine to me: Chrome Version 49.0.2623.87 m (64-bit)
But then - you are running Beta...
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They're not really inventing it though, are they? Evolution already did that a long, long, long time ago.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Looks fine with Firefox besides the annoying "Enable Cookies" overlay window which hides the content partially which itself is grayed (probably while cookies are disabled).
No, I don't allowed cookies to check that (while the kind of cookies can be selected at least a few ones must be enabled).
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Looks fine in IE11 ...
... I'll get my coat.
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I don't like mean experimentation like that. They could at least have given it TWO dinosaur legs. What the hell is it supposed to do? Hop around on one leg?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Scientists bred a chicken with six legs to stop family arguments at Sunday dinner. It's supposed to taste great, but nobody can catch the buggers!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Message Closed
modified 17-Mar-16 7:38am.
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Where do I/we post LibreOffice discussions and questions ?
I think I've found a bug, and would like to ask if someone else can replicate it.
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Try this: Forums | LibreOfficeForum.org[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Wow, how did you figure that out? I've been googling for days and never found anything.
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CODE REFACT
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Hints?
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No, I'm OG - Sirius was murdered by his cousin in the Battle of the Department of Mysteries wasn't he?
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Is it not blatantly obvious?
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Can't you guess from the number of replies you have had?
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No because I know a lot of people don't answer this as they know what their punishment is. Did you really not see it? I was expecting it to be answered in seconds.
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Really didn't see it.
Initially I thought it was an anagram!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Sirius was murdered by his cousin in the Battle of the Department of Mysteries wasn't he?
Was watching Prisoner of Azkaban with my daughter earlier in the week when she asked a question about what else Gary Oldman had been in that she might have seen so I googled him.
Autocorrect removed the 'r' and I got a very different set of results to that which I was expecting.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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