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This one is actually from a news paper...also nuclear related
HIJKLMNO/lb (5,5)
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Japan Japan
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Booom Booom
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Hiros hima!
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HEAVY WATER
Like it!
HIJKLMNO == H to O == H2O
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yup - and "/lb" => over weight => heavy
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Ahh, just like the librarian Atoz in Star Trek[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I didn't know you spoke Orangutan. Ook, ook ook. Ook ook?
veni bibi saltavi
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Hey! Watch your language - there may be lady Orangutans present!
- I would love to change the world, but they wonโt give me the source code.
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The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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So...for me that's "inside the front door" then?
(A slot for letters in the front door is standard in the UK, rather than a box on a pole miles away)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Years ago I had a huge German Shepard and he knew what time the mailman arrived and he would wait at the door everyday and wait for him. As soon as the mailman stuck the mail through the slot the dog would grab it in his teeth and pull it through, scaring the crap out of the mailman. ๐
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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German Shepherds are way too intelligent to be dogs... but they remain 100% dogs 
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Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Best dog I ever had.
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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There was Shepherd bitch in a house down the road from us and the puppies were lovely when my Jack went a calling. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Jack Shepards? 
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Over the years we have had two, aunt had three. Some of the best dogs out there. One of them played nanny to my and my cousin. She sat in the front yard while we played, if we got to close to the street she would come up, grab the seat of our pants in her mouth and not let us move any further. Gentle, smart, and I miss them all. Unfortunately the breed seems to be suffering from over-breeding and not enough genetic stock. More health problems and they are getting whiny.
If (when) we get a dog wife wants a doberman or akita. Also both great breeds. Dobermans are big but are pretty much couch potatoes. A proper akita is a freakin tank on legs. Worst case, we will end up with a shiba inu. Yeah, they are small but they don't know it. They were used to hunt bears along with akitas. The shiba flushed em out and the akita did the fighting. Any dog that went toe to toe with a bear demands some respect.
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They are the best kind of dogs.
I had one when I was a teenager and it loved to play fight. She use to bite my arms and legs when we played, never ever broke the skin though. It was always fun trying to explain to the teachers at school what was happening because of all the red marks all over my arms and legs.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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When my son was in diapers, he would crawl to the edge of the porch the dog would grab him by the diaper and pull him back. Best baby sitter I ever had.
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Just posted that my aunt's first german shepherd used to do the same to my cousin and I when we got too close to the street. We were about 4 or 5 at the time.
First time the entire family came running out because my cousin was screaming bloody murder because the dog wouldn't let him go any further. She knew he wasn't allowed to go in the street and was making sure he didn't.
Good dogs.
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When in college we lived in a small town and one night about 2am we heard police bullhorn saying for me to come out and contain my dog. He had 3 squad cars with police inside afraid to get out.
Seems like they were looking for a run away and had a tip he was at our place????
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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For several years my dog would know when the mailman would come and wait inside the fence for him. Bob would show up, Wolf would bark madly (with tail wagging as fast as possible at the same time), and Bob would bark back. They both had an excellent time. 
Sarcasm - it's not just a verbal skill - it's a lifestyle!
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When I was a kid I used to be a milkman (yeah I'm that old), bloody shepard scared the crap out of me for the first couple of weeks, then we made it a game. It wasn't long before he would come and meet me and help with the rounds. Never even knew his name, great dog.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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My mailbox is integrated in my house ... 
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if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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else
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Only the 'Merkins seem to believe that unsecured boxes on the street are a good place to put envelopes and packages which may contain valuables, credit cards, money, ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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