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XKCD OTD[^]
So... At a wedding, huh? Mother! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm born the 24th of September, so somebody seems to have had fun on Xmas eve! 
Note: In Denmark, we celebrate Xmas on the 24th, not the 25th...
MODIFIED to indulge the nitpicking language police on CP... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: In Denmark, we celebrate Xmas eve on the 24th, not the 25th...
Um... So does the rest of the world... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The operate word is "celebrate" we have the party on the 24th - not the 25th like I understand you do in England and a lot of other countries Wiki Link[^]...
If I take out "eve" and just write "Xmas", will it help your confusion?
Good thing that you focus on the most important part of the post!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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There are a lot of Christmas parties on the 24th in the UK - The 25th is a day of food, presents, more food, booze, even more food, and children. Most of them eating. And tree worship, of course.
There are few parties on the day as most people are too far over the drink drive limit to be allowed near the car keys, let alone the car!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Johnny J. wrote: In Denmark, we celebrate Xmas eve on the 24th, not the 25th...
In the contrary of...? 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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The operate word is "celebrate" we have the party on the 24th - not the 25th like I understand you do in England and a lot of other countries Wiki Link[^]...
If I take out "eve" and just write "Xmas", will it help your confusion?
Good thing that you focus on the most important part of the post!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Same goes for meh 
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At a 4th of July fireworks show? Hardly. We don't celebrate anything here on that date. Anyway, Aries likes everything that involves explosives.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I the UK, we celebrate getting rid of those blasted colonials.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Rebels, traitors and all other kinds of cutthroats. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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born on april the 5th, so i guess those must have been some fireworks 
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Born on 20th of July, so I guess costumes were involved 
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Apparently I'm yet to be conceived!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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In 2001 I arrived back from Singapore after two months on 24th July; the day before my birthday. Our elder daughter will be 13 on 24th April. How's the maths go again?
veni bibi saltavi
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That you waited one year after your return? Or that your daughter will actually be 14 this year?
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July 2001 PLUS nine months is April 2002, PLUS 13 years is April 2015.
Sums is hard.
veni bibi saltavi
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25th July is My birthday!
Get your sticky paws off it!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's MINE I tell you! All MINE!
veni bibi saltavi
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That's it!
This means a flame war!
Only my mummy won' let me play wiv matches...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Pro tip - get a flame thrower with automatic pilot light.
veni bibi saltavi
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The Thai New Year (Songkran) is celebrated (in modern times) with the greatest hoop-la, water-throwing, highway fatality and accident rates, and religious rites, most intensely in Chiang Mai, center of the northern region of Thailand known as Lanna.
Here's a video by one of our local videographers of some of this year's ... uhhh ... "fun:" [^].
Of course, looking "beyond the circus" one finds the timeless devotional aspects of the solar limnal period corresponding to the start of the early rainy season, such as public lustration of a Buddha image (here: the Phra Buddha Sihing, where "Sihing" refers to what is now Sri Lanka) which is a "palladium" of northern Thai Theravadan Buddhism, and regional cultural identity: [^] (photo by yours truly).
Like many other resident expats, I tend to "hide out" during Songkran ... getting hosed with filthy canal water ... often chilled ... by a high-pressure rig while riding a bicycle in heavy traffic where a large number of drivers of every type of vehicle are drunk, and/or busy using their mobile phones, while driving, is not recommended when you are too old for medical insurance, and don't have your cremation paid-for in advance.
But, I will enjoy a little water-fun with the neighborhood kids who are always delighted to have some old weird-looking alien to squirt 
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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Sawat Dee Pee Mai Khun Bill.
Seeing dancing girls in wet tee shirts is worth my venturing out and getting soaked.
It looks like you didn't make it to Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit1 as planned this year.
I am back in Issan fresh from Koh Chang last week (it's a long story - to quote the Rolling Stones "you can't always get what you want") and trying to take the back roads and tractor trails to avoid getting too wet. My camera and cell phone are secure in a plastic bag.
1 - The city of angels, the great city, the residence of the Emerald Buddha, the impregnable city (of Ayutthaya) of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous Royal Palace that resembles the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarn.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
modified 15-Apr-15 4:39am.
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