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Never trust atoms: they make up everything.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So that's why Intel Atom wasn't a preferred processor after all. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Not enlightenment. 
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At the risk of being pedantic what about sub-atomic particles? Logically atoms can't make them.
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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And what about the "empty" space between the sub-atomic particles? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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That's where programmers dreams (reference[^]) come from
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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And what about quarks[^] then? Neither atoms nor sub-atomic particles can make them.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Quarks are sub-atomic particles
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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Well in a way, but that would be like saying sub-atomic particles are atoms or atoms are molecules, wouldn't it?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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"Particle" is a pretty generic term that describes a small amount of matter.
A particle can describe sand, dust, atoms, protons, neutrons, quarks, electrons or anything that makes up something larger. 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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Didn't someone say "pedantic"? 
In my defense, I would say when one says "sub-atomic", the idea generally converges to protons, electrons and neutrons. Of which, protons and neutrons are composed up of quarks. I was simply going after your post that atoms can't make up sub-atomic particles and simply meant quarks make up sub-atomic particles.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Agent__007 wrote: Didn't someone say "pedantic"?
Come on, we're software developers - it's part of our job description!
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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You have just been Sharapova'd.
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They also cook up molecules.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Never trust atoms
With what?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You're making it up!
Ipso facto, I rest my case.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Never trust atoms
I'll keep my ion them.
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No, never trust quarks[^]. They make everything up.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Dear my name,
My name is Mona removed. I am the Manager with Bankers Life and Casualty Company, Palm Springs. I came across your recently posted resume on Monster and wanted to extend a personal invitation to you. You may have the skills necessary for a rewarding independent sales career in the insurance industry.
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Mona removed
Bankers Life and Casualty Company, Palm Springs
It looks legit, but..
"I came across your recently posted resume on Monster and wanted to extend a personal invitation to you. You may have the skills necessary for a rewarding independent sales career in the insurance industry. "
After reading my resume, she concluded that my 30 years as a software engineer somehow qualifies me to sell insurance, or that I even remotely might want to???
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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What did you expect from a chick named Mona Removed? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Ah, so you ARE interested! Just playing hard to get? 
BTW: I've got all the insurance I need! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Hey be fair, you are a living warm blooded being, that not only qualifies you for sales but makes you actually over qualified.
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Not really - I have a heart and gut, and to sell insurance you have to be a heartless, gutless SOB.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: warm blooded
The over qualified bit!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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