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There's one sad bachelor in China today: [^].
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and one intelligent woman!!
I'd rather be phishing!
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I have to say that she did the right thing: if he thinks iPhones are romantic then I can imagine the rest of his life. Mind Bleach please!
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Me to don't wanted to merry a total idiot!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
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This piece of hilarity hit the country radio station on my way in to the office today.
Just...amazing. How....I mean why would...What do iPhones have to do with....
WHO THINKS THAT WAY!?!
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Maybe at 100 she'd have said yes? Would it take more or fewer androids to get a yet?
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He is an iDiot (or perhaps an iDgit?)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Well, he is going to be laying 99 iPhones tonight.
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He just doesn't understand Chinese women.
One Louis Vuitton bag would have sealed the deal.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Proof that men don't listen.
She'd been going on and on for months about how much she liked Windows Phone.
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My friend thinks he is smart.
He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
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Ice cream on the sidewalk.
Bacon-wrapped broccoli.
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Not sure why but your joke reminded me of this true story:
Many years ago while at my father's uncle's funeral a couple of the old men there told a story about the deceased (nicknamed "Jigs" for reasons unknown). Way back when Jigs was a young man he had an old uncle known for his jokes and tricks. The uncle approached Jigs one day holding a newspaper and said "I'll bet if I put this paper on the floor and I stand on one edge and you stand on the other - you can't push me off." Jigs took the bet. The uncle placed the paper in a doorway, closed the door, then stood on his edge and started laughing. Jigs stood on his edge, punched through the door bare handed and shoved the no longer laughing uncle off the paper - winning the bet.
For me the story is all the better since I only new Jigs as a decrepit old man with hunched shoulders and arthritis.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Abbott and Costello used that (with a handkerchief) -- I'm pretty sure it was in "Lost in Alaska" (1952).
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Unhandled Null reference exception. See inner exception for details.
Inner exception: null
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I'm taking part in Movember (again) this year. For those that haven't heard of it, Movember (no that isn't a spelling mistake) is a campaign to raise awareness for men's health issues such as prostate cancer. To take part all men need to grow a moustache during the month of November (hence the name of Movember = Moustache + November).
I'd be very grateful for any donations to this very worthwhile cause. To donate or to just find out more about this wonderful campaign (and so see me looking like an idiot with a moustache) please pop over to http://mobro.co/domburf[^]
Many thanks 
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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I've always heard it is No Shave November, but hey I like it! I'm gonna grow my stubble out a bit more then.
Jeremy Falcon
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for many years now, i've been doing a Novembeard.
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Would that be a Bovember?
If so, I have one as well.
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no, Novembeard!
i did come up with it on my own. but so did somebody else[^]
modified 11-Nov-14 14:26pm.
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Interesting.
I don't think I'll post a picture of mine, since I've been growing it since 21:34 on 10th March 19891 (I have trimmed it every couple of weeks, though so I don't look like a cross between Catweazle and Cap'n Birdseye)
So that would be a picture of me on day 9405...
1: My head was shaved in a packed pub for Red Nose Day 2, after the pub raised £5 for Red Nose Day 1, and I stupidly offered that if it raised £500 for the second they could shave my head. The landlord chipped in the last £40 to annoy me.
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I'm doing "No Shave November" myself. I usually have a goatee (technically a Van Dyke) year round. I shaved clean for the month of October so the November beard would really stand out and be of equal growth.
Eleven days in I've just passed the "itchy neck" phase and have entered the "Is he homeless?" phase.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Once went to a homeless shelter to volunteer and they tried to sign me in. 
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I haven't heard of "No Shave November", but it sounds like a similar campaign to Movember. I'm also at the itchy scratchy stage. In the pat I have had both a beard and a goatee, so I know that this stage will pass lol
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I've had a beard and moustache since 1993, but along the same lines...
My wife's best friend has been diagnosed with breast cancer; last week she started losing hair.
Her husband and son went bald in support; my wife accompanied her to get her hair cut: scissors solidarity. My wife in buzzed (maybe 1/4 high).
I joined the husband/son and shaved my head (but not the facial hair) this weekend.
We plan to stay this way until Kathy gets her hair back.
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