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Its a Facebook Drone [^] 
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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It's 41F here so it's probably me! It was 70+F yesterday when I got home from visiting family and today it's 41F high for the day.
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Woke up to -2F, currently 19F. No whining, just shivering if out too long.
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Better thee than me! 
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PULL!
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I currently work for a bank and there's a challenge to find ways to use drones. 
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Tracking robbers?
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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Someone suggested that.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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I was reading on my old replies questions here and on SO. As I went to the earlier ones, frequency of, "bloody hell! I don't remember these things any more" kept on increasing.
Never happens with pr0n though. We sure are intelligent species.
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I need to read my own articles and tips to remember how something works...
Sometimes I'm even like "I didn't know I knew that!" 
I could describe all my emberassing moments of the past 26 years in full detail though.
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Sounds like an article. 
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Sander Rossel wrote: I could describe all my emberassing moments of the past 26 years in full detail though.
What, including the time you forgot how to spell "embarrassing" on a public forum? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I've seen worse in the lounge. Some of it was even spelled correctly 
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We forget all of our wisdom, and remember all of our foolishness: without that we could not live as if the inevitability of death does not exist, and waste yet another day being superficial.
“The best hope is that one of these days the Ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away ~ leaving people with nothing more to stand ON than what they have so bloody well stood FOR up to now.” Kenneth Patchen, Poet
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The Microbiologist ask for just a small one.
The Seismologist asks for his to be shaken, not stirred.
The Geneticist working on Cloning asks for a double.
The Climate Change Scientist asks "Where's the ice?"
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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A computer scientist asks for gin....erm beer...erm vodka...erm whiskey....erm anything with alcohol!
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jeron1 wrote: A computer scientist asks for gin....erm beer...erm vodka...erm whiskey....erm anything with alcohol!
I am a Computer Scientist.
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Had a feeling that was coming. 
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And the manager changes his mind halfway through consuming his drink.
Marc
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"All numbers are prime numbers." Said the professor, "1 is a prime, 2 is a prime, 3 is a prime and so on."
"But wait professor, 4 is not a prime!"
"Ah, wait a minute", [Scribbles on Blackboard], "OK, change of theory...All ODD numbers are prime numbers! 1 is a prime, 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime, 11 is a prime, 13 is a prime... and so on"
"Seems ok professor, except that 9 is not a prime".
"Hmmm, let me check," [Scribbles on Blackboard], " No I am right, they are all primes within a standard deviation"
"What exactly are you a professor of?"
"Oh, I am a Liberal Arts Professor at the University of Reading"
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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So... you have a liberal arts degree?
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My salary is a prime number. Or, if not prime, at least very important.
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Only to you.
To me, your salary is both an unknown quantity, and an irrelevant number simultaneously! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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