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Happy birthday CodeProject! Clicky[^]
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And there was much rejoicing.
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Psst...
The cake is a lie.
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If you had invited Mr. Ford, I'll bet it would have gotten interesting!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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I think it's big enough to get all 10 million of us a piece of it. 
Happy Birthday! Code Project.
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You get a slice, but the size of it is proportional to the size of your reputation. 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Don't be greedy!
"We" have given you "this much" higher reputation points and now you need a bigger slice of cake?!?!?!  Where is that down-vote button? 
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Hey! I don't make the rules! 
Anyway, I'll send my slice on to the Philippines - they need it more than I do...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'll send my slice on to the Philippines
 They can have the whole cake.
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I can't control that - and I suspect they have eaten most of it already, StatementTerminator was right... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I Believe it's Leslie Nielsen's birthday as well?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Two coworkers are talking by the water cooler. One guy says, "Today I got through the first step of getting divorced." The second guy replies, "Oh, did you go to Mr. Guggenheim? Everyone goes to him for divorces." The first man replies, "No, I just got married."
/ravi
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Why would he be at work on his wedding day?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Quote: at work on his wedding day
That's probably why he is expecting to get divorced.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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/ravi
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Forogar wrote: Quote: at work on his wedding day
That's probably why he is expecting to get divorced.
That's the second step.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dalek Dave wrote: Why would he be at work on his wedding day?
Crazy developer.
/ravi
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While he's at it he may as well let her pick out the house that she'll end up with! 
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She got to be a good housekeeper to do that.
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Shameel wrote: She got to be a good housekeeper to do that.
No a simple "I Do" is sufficient!
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I said "House Keeper"
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Shameel wrote: I said "House Keeper"
Gottcha missed it on first go-round.
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/ravi
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I was out of town yesterday, on my return this morning I had to wait for Windows to install a few thousand updates; nothing unusual. But just a few minutes ago I tried running some diagnostics - one of our happymerryworkers in the office thought the Internet is broken - I was surprised to find that my computer no longer recognizes the PING command from the command prompt! WTE?
It also no longer recognizes tracert, pathping, nslookup, netstat, or any other tool I've happily used for as long as DOS recognized a network! What the heck? Is Windows Update now distributing viruses?
The PATH got wiped by something, possibly an update script that was missing the %PATH% element. I manually rebuilt the environment variable by copying one from another PC in the office and all is well... Sheesh.
Will Rogers never met me.
modified 15-Nov-13 13:19pm.
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