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Should you not implement your #wife style:
body.wife {
visibility:hidden;
font-family:curse-ive;
}
Caused by:
<b>husband</b>
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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volatile int wife;
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while (wife == happy)
}
assert (false);
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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After 40+ years of marriage I believe I can vouch for the veracity of the 50/50/80 rule, which states:
If you have a 50/50 chance of choosing the correct option, 80% of the time you'll get it wrong.
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I always know when I've won an argument. Herself changes the subject.
The good outweighs the bad by the slimmest of margins.
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at the risk of being picky, whilst accurate, this means you'll never see her...
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.girlfriend {
display: none;
}
.bed .girlfriend {
display: flex;
}
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Cosmetology student misses class!...Forced to make up Makeup test!
The less you need, the more you have.
Why is there a "Highway to Hell" and only a "Stairway to Heaven"? A prediction of the expected traffic load?
JaxCoder.com
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Apparently, they dyed
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their hair, and lost track of time.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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At first blush this seemed extreme but I realized the student would go nowhere without a strong foundation, so I guess they did the right thing.
Hope she doesn’t get a pore grade!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Took me moment while I tried to find this funny in a Cosmological context....
So old that I did my first coding in octal via switches on a DEC PDP 8
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If you are not paranoid, you will be after this little prank:
Funniest Airport Prank - YouTube[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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That's just mean
The less you need, the more you have.
Why is there a "Highway to Hell" and only a "Stairway to Heaven"? A prediction of the expected traffic load?
JaxCoder.com
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Not funny really, that poor girl looked genuinely scared.
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I do not think my reaction would be quite so ... restrained.
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I have a sense of humor, but I don't think we live in a world where it's still okay to pull off this sort of **** on people.
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Some peoples sense of humour is somewhat skewed, this is just plain nasty.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Starting to get pissed off FRUStrated
Undecided UM
Shape FRSUTUM
Looks like I have the weekend to come up with a better one.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Peter_in_2780 wrote: Starting to get pissed off FRUStrated
Undecided UM
Shape FRSUTUM
Did you mean
Starting to get pissed off FRUSTrated
Undecided UM
Shape FRUSTUM[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I did indeed. Been one of those days...
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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I was nowhere on this one - what is the significance of 2780 in your user name ?
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Double entendre. A reference to an ancient bisync comms protocol that I had the dubious pleasure of implementing a couple of times many many moons ago; postcode.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Peter_in_2780 wrote: Undecided UM
Surely you are not referring to the noise people sometimes make when thinking??
That is just cruel.
MAYBE if you have said "vocally undecided".
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its not a matter of spelling, but using the wrong word.
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