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Actually in WWI Germans stopped some 40 Km from Paris - but the soldiers on the frontline were from Canada and UK (and some US and other British Empire related)...
And the only time french was able to hold Paris was in the time of the 'huguenots wars' ... the attackers were French too 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Sir, are you implying that the French are poor attackers? Even poorer than defenders?
Life is too shor
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megaadam wrote: Sir, are you implying that the French are poor attackers? Even poorer than defenders?
You should review this[^].
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Surely Berlin in Paris?
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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"Don't mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it..."
Same source??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads.
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Germany in the 40's
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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Mr small moustache is ruling
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Was ist es gut für... Absolut nichts!
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Edwin Starr?
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Nah, it's from this[^].
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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No funny answer, but I did actually know the film for this one.
The YouTube channel with the alternative subtitles for one particular scene has some great versions. 
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You see, when I visit YouTube I often look for metal music or guns videos, so YT suggests me videos on metal and guns.
Then I discovered a lot of funny Hitler parodies...
Now YT suggests me Hitler videos, metal and guns. It's not how it seems! 
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Der unbekannte Führer
I ain't got no signature.
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The Producers?
veni bibi saltavi
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The hangover
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Springtime for Hitler
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One day, a man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce.
The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, but only a half head.
The boy said he would go ask his manager about the matter.
The boy walked into the back room and said, “There is some jerk out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce.”
As he was finishing saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, “And this gentleman wants to buy the other half.”
The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way.
Later the manager called on the boy and said, “You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?”
The boy replied, “Minnesota, sir.”
“Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota?” asked the manager.
The boy replied, “They’re all just loose women and hockey players up there.”
The manager was shocked and replied, “My wife is from Minnesota!!”
The boy answered, “Really? What team did she play for?”
I'll get my coat. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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That guy is my new hero
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I had to use that line in real life almost 40 years ago in real life, 1st year university at Waterloo University.
I was in Co-Op Engineering, and we were in the Common Room discussing our job placements.
One of the guys was excited about his job placement in Sudbury.
I said "What are you so excited about? I've been there and all there are Hockey players and Hookers".
Debbie was standing there and said, "I'm from Sudbury!!!!"
With a straight face I delivered the line, and ran for my life.
I'm told much beer was sprayed.
It was a Leslie then.
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Funny 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Does that mean that the whole of Australia will explode if someone in a red shirt goes anywhere near it?
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