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I have an uncle who spent his career as a chemist for Gillette. In part, he worked on deodorants. Every once in a while he had to check the results of real-world testing... and sniff armpits.
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Same goes for cat-food, and yes, humans should be able to digest it; kids do the weirdest things.
Dog-cookies taste like hard bread without taste. Probably because it IS bread, but with a lot of "filler". The meat tastes exactly how you'd expect; cheap. If it is meat for a cat, it will taste cheap and salty.
If you're disgusted by the idea, then don't ever investigate how your food is made.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You didn't get this from me, but... There's actually a secret cat society that does all kinds of tests on dogs. Now you may have guessed it, but dog food is their way of making dogs eat all kinds of stuff to fit their evil needs. Cats really don't care how the food tastes. They just label it new and improved because they know humans are susceptible to that kind of stuff. And who's going to complain? Dogs eat their own poop, they're not likely to complain about the food...
I must lay low now for a while. The secret is out. I won't be safe...
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Here we go again with them bluddy cats:
You can always hide in a cat-acomb to avoid a cat-astrophe!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: You can always hide in a cat-acomb to avoid a cat-astrophe!
Cat your coat and cat out of here!
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Cats don't have the brains to come up with cunning schemes. People mistake their diffidence for intelligence. They are stupid, but they don't care!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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That's what they want you to believe!
Ancient Egypt worshipped cats. Somewhere between then and now they've lost that status, but they'll be back.
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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... and look what happened to that civilization!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: .. and look what happened to that civilization! I would rather look what happened to you. Got some bad habits, huh?
Did you mean "civilisation"?
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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I've lived in Canada for 19 years, so I've yielded on some things.
However, I still insist on spelling and saying aluminium correctly and the correct pronunciation of schedule (shedyool - the h softens the c!)
... and pants are what a gentleman wears under his trousers.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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My grandparents, long gone now used to have a dog and after it died my grandmother kept buying Alpo dog food. When I asked her why she said it was cheaper than corned beef hash in the can and grandpa didn't know the difference.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Should there be a joke icon?
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No it's a true story!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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How are you feeling Mike?
A bit ruff you say. Here boy, go fetch.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Arf-ly good today thanks!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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How much difference do you reckon there is?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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According to my grandfather the Corned beef hash (Alpo) he was eating was really good and he would never eat dog food.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Everybody and his dog - obviously.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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I used to eat dog biscuits when I was a kid.
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I do something like that once in a while when I feed my cats treats (Whiskas Temptation) - just to gross out my wife...
But seriously: If it were harmful to you, would you really feed it to your pets?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: If it were harmful to you, would you really feed it to your pets?
There are plenty of foods that are safe (or even beneficial) to people that are harmful to pets, e.g. dogs and chocolate. I assume that the converse is true, as well.
Animals and people don't have the same dietary requirements!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I have no patience at all. I been on a train wreck of a diet this week cause it's cut week and today is my last day at work. I'm more irritable than any woman you can think of. and:
This chump I'm working with is master of doing nothing.
Since january he's been saying he was working on an item. The boss was asking about it yesterday and he asks me (in front of the boss) like I should have had it done. I'm like "I didn't know that's something I was going to be doing." Boss is like "well, yeah we need that". I was like "I know, and I'm not disputing that. I'm just saying that item wasn't mine".
EOD we have a list of "must haves" to get done today. So he is like "you foucs on this and this, and I'll work on this". The item he picked being one he knew 1) I don't enjoy and 2) he's goina be strong at.
So this guy mentions it to me this morning about him not getting his item done (the one he mentioned in front of the boss yesterday like it was my fault) in passing like he's on my side about it.
Now, I just finished all but 1 of my items of the "must have" list and he's like "ok that will be good, now you can focus on x"... which is the one he was supposed to have done by the end of the day today. To top it off, I have one item left that is a bug. When it doesn't get done, but the rest of it does, he's goina throw me under the bus again.
There's not much a conversation is going to do about it. I've tried already and once it was my fault somehow and the second time it was "well, he's busy" etc.
I am considering not doing the item. Mabye going home early. I'm not feeling well now or something.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Putting him in a submission hold might change his immediate outlook on the project, and who he is willing to throw under said bus.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I'm going to have to consult the handbook, but I'm pretty sure that's against office policy.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Plead ignorance, when questioned just say "Really?, I thought it said lunch arm break"
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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