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Other nations celebrate workers' rights that day, not the fact that work exists.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I like this one
Shitfaced from a drink that's drug-free (5)
Shitfaced implies an anagram of faced = Decaf
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
modified 27-Apr-18 7:46am.
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Schit, soft drink found in the alps.
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Nope
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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C'mon Griff !!!
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Sorry, no ideas, other than "DRUNK" or "CLEAN" and I can;t make them fit the rest at all!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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exactly all I can come up with. As well as tipsy
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You know, I'm really glad I didn't get that one!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I like that one, too!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Watching grass grow? Or watching paint dry?
Personally I think watching grass grow is miles ahead in matter of excitement!
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Telling people "The paint is still wet" and watching them touch it to be sure.
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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which type of grass?
If it's the smokeable variety then grass wins
- if it's the neighbors grass could also be dangerous).
Then again in some communities watching sniffing the paint dry could take the prize (only because they already smoked all the grass.)
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more tricky than I thought!
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You missed using the star field screen saver and whistling the Star Trek theme!
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Depends. Paint drying could be more exciting, it depends what is painted - both painted on, and painted of!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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you got a point!
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Not for me, we have artificial grass
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Woa man, I dunno, watching grass grow can be pretty exciting!
But OData? Who knows.....
Funny thing I completely forgot about that!
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But you still are my hero, or should I say anti-hero
And Odata stands for Oblivion-data right ?
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Well I'd go with Watching the grass grow, while sat in the garden holding a beer
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Is that something like monitoring the performance of your bus drivers[^], uhhh, I mean bus drivers[^]?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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