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glennPattonWork wrote: I have been trying to book a day off, since I got in at 08:30. First ask Boss reply fine just stick it through MyHR web system. Oh the pain and horror, I tend to use Chrome
That's a nice way of deferring work and saying "no".
If the man has given you permission, then that's it. You can enter it into the system as soon as the system is ready for production-use and out of beta-testing 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I did that last time got winged at for it, hence the 3+hour fight, I mentioned the system was not suitable and given the MD's email with 'best of luck'...
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You also have an hourly registration?
See what happens if you declare four hours wasted on getting a single day off
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Ok, Leslie, have you been commanding space cruiser C57D again?
Programmers are not made that way. Real (future) programmers flee to a shopping mall when they are in trouble with their parents and stumble over a freshly unpacked TRS-80 model I in a Radio Shack.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: in trouble with their parents and stumble over a freshly unpacked TRS-80 model I in a Radio Shack.
I conclude that I had a deprived childhood:
- I was never in serious trouble with my parents
- In 1979 (when the last TRS-80 model I was produced) there was only one mall in Israel, and it didn't have a computer shop
- The first computer that I laid my hands on was the mainframe in the Weizmann Institute (in 1975)
Ad astra - both ways!
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Tres chique 
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Lesley did it earlier: Docker-redux[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Zounds! Foiled again!
Ad astra - both ways!
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Awesome! 
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I was driving home last night from work, I was passing Luton, within a "stones throw" (I know because several hit my car )
Whilst attempting to escape the area quickly I observed a yoof cycling along the pavement with both hands off the handlebars, nothing too unusual there I hear you say.
This particular yoof wasn't even looking where he was going as he was also busy sending a text message from his phone. 
Yoof is wasted on kids these days and where is Darwin when you need him?
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KennethKennedy wrote: where is Darwin when you need him?
He is where he always was: In probabilities and statistics. No lightning bolt strikes you down when you do something stupid, but one day you did it once too often.
KennethKennedy wrote: he was also busy sending a text message from his phone
As at least one idiot that can't sit in his car and wait a minute at every traffic light. What's their excuse? Where are traffic cops when you need them?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Where are traffic cops when you need them?
On holiday fighting crocodiles in Darwin?
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Quote: But I'm not gonna let them catch me, no
Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider
And I don't own the clothes I'm wearing
And the road goes on forever
And I've got one more silver dollar
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KennethKennedy wrote: passing Luton
Scary.
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KennethKennedy wrote: where is Darwin when you need him?
Probably in hospital having been knocked over by some mentally-subnormal ASBO-case on a bicycle!
There is an extremely simple cure for this problem: police robots specifically designed to shoot people who cycle on pavements.
This would not only give us a massively improved gene-pool by virtue of the vast numbers of idiot teenagers and lardy middle-aged blokes in lycra that would be removed from it, it would also stimulate the ailing economy and boost our robotic research at the same time. Everyone's a winner apart from the people who (deservedly) get killed in the process.
Some might argue that the robots should serve a wider function (launching missiles at people with loud car stereos, tripping over skate-boarders, disemboweling the little b*****d up my street with the really noisy scooter, and so forth) and I'd be hard-pressed to disagree with these as long-term aims, but in the meantime, let's go for the low-hanging fruitcakes and start with the pavement cyclists. They deserve it the most.
If there is a downside to any of this, I'm struggling to see it.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Looks like I touched a nerve. 
I agree with most of what you typed though.
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Doesn't sound positive ? confused (10)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Good man
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Asking if I need a bank loan. I said yes, I need it to buy a yacht. He disconnected the call.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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lw@zi wrote: I said yes, I need it to buy another yacht
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How about buying an aircraft carrier and converting the deck to a golf course?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: How about buying an aircraft carrier and converting the deck to a golf course?
but you would need to buy, say a golf course, and convert it to an airport to park all those planes
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