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His family emigrated to South America (rather quickly) when the Revolution started.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Well that explains it 
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And has what is believed to be the best sense of smell of any animal on the planet.
Apparently, a bear’s sense of smell is so acute that they can detect animal carcases from a distance of 20 miles away. 
Oh, and they looooove toothpaste.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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If you spent your life eating carcases that were 20 miles away, you want clean teeth!
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Yes, I agree of most of it. But if you look at panda's life term diet, it is kind of anti-bear.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Dalek Dave wrote: and depressed pigs
I believe you meant 'depressed Donkeys'? Piglet always seemed quite Perky!
Andy B
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Another interesting fact is that the first panda car was made by Stuts[^].
(The Chinese word for panda -- which is the correct word, because that's where they come from -- is "bearcat").
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I need to learn how to play this[^] by my birthday (31st March)
At the moment I can do some Stevie Wonder or some Jazz or standard tunes, this is quite a hike up in terms of speed, range and ability.
(I am about to take my Grade 2 Exam)
However, I have made a bet for £100 that I can do it.
(I better start saving, just in case!)
Any pianists out there who can offer tips?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Play all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Or...cheat[^]
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Being an accountant, it would be prudent to lose £100 than to spend anything more on learning it.
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He's an accountant: piano lessons come from the training budget, not the drunken-gambling budget.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Oh, you can be sure that he's put the money into an interest-accruing account, and is relying on inflation, so that he'll only have to pay 63 quid my March.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Dalek Dave wrote: my birthday (31st March)
 It's mine, mine,mine, ...
OK, we can share it, enjoy[^]
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Quote: my birthday (31st March)
Don't you think it's a bit early to be dropping hints?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I can't look at the links due to my crappy internet speed at the moment - but as for tips:
Take a few bars of the music (maybe just one or two, depending on what it is) and practice just those two bars, one hand at a time, until it is boring you to tears.
start practicing with both hands together.
Take another couple of bars and do the same - but not the next two bars.
Depending on the piece, you can practice a couple of separate bits at the same time (i.e. in the same week) or just stick to one, but don't even attempt to play the whole piece.
As time goes on and you get to be familiar with more and more parts, you will hopefully find that you can play through the tune, and just struggle at the parts you haven't yet practiced, speeding up again when you come to a part that you have.
Learning the 'linking' bars is the last step to putting it all together.
I learned the cantina Bar using this method & it works well - allows you to play a few bars of familiar music which gives incentive to carry on and learn more, rather than struggling with the whole piece.
Finally, record yourself practicing. then upload it, post a link here and let us all encourage you (or take the piss)
100 quid is less incentive than the piss-taking of your peers 
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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I don't visit the C# Q/As and forums so much these days. Sorry to say I rather preferred things before the Q/As arrived. It was good because sometimes I could help and sometimes I could learn from others, and sometimes you could debate.
But these days (especially today) it seems to be people just demanding answers on how to do things without any element of trying to understand it themselves. Either that or some question about how to get something in or out of an ASP grid control.
What happened to the "I've done this, I expect it to work can anyone help me see what I've got wrong?" questions? I hope this doesn't reflect where the industry is going as a whole.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Rob Philpott wrote: I hope this doesn't reflect where the industry is going as a whole.
Bangalore?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They are still there - but they do get swamped by the "do my homework" questions sometimes.
I think it's the format: they don't see other questions, so they post what they like instead of trying to post a question of a quality similar to existing ones.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I know what you mean. It seems like the people who used to ask us to do their homework for them have now graduated, got a job, and are now asking us to do their work for them! 
Far too many forum posts:
I need to do this project. Here's the list of requirements. Send me teh codez - itz urgent!
Also, what's with the increasing number of questions which come with code samples that are susceptible to SQL Injection? Is every student now taking a course on "how to get hacked in 20 minutes or less"?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Ah - that's because the people who used to ask us to do their homework for them have now graduated, got a job as a teacher, and don't know what the heck they are teaching about... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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