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Why? Just because he's a member of Missouri Midwives Association[^]??? 
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These midwives can throw a good punch.
shhh don't anger him 
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My eldest sproglet came to me this morning and said "Dad, my camera is all fuzzy." She handed it to me and sure enough the auto-focus isn't auto focusing, so I moved the zoom in and out to check that was all working ok, there were no settings to adjust, however as I moved it around I noticed there was auto focus adjustment happening.
So, I took the camera pointed it at something about 6 foot away, blurry as a blurry thing. Rotating the camera through 180 degrees so it is now upside down and for some bizarre reason, the autofocus kicks in and the image on the LCD is perfect. Rotates it back the right way up and it is out of focus again.
Can't for the life of me think why the camera would work when it is upside down, but not the right way up :-/
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Was it made in Australia??
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 and a kick in the arse is still as effective upside down as well you know..... 
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Sorry, I couldn't resist...
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Autofocus is evil; don't use it.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Your Children have Cameras that don't double up as a phone? 
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Of course they are too young to need a phone, so they are not getting one, plain and simple as that. The eldest is 9 and some of her friends have phone, so as you an imagine there is some peer pressure happening, but the words "tough sh!t" still come to mind.
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Your autofocus mask is loose.
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No he really does looks like that.
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DaveAuld wrote: Rotating the camera through 180 degrees so it is now upside down and for some bizarre reason, the autofocus kicks in and the image on the LCD is perfect.
Perfect, what more can you ask? 
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Similar but different. Daughters camera...take piccy "normally" and get white. Take piccy with flash and OK. Outside, inside, same result. Camera in bin.  Not so bad as it was six years old and only a $150 jobbie.
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I just emailed Sean and Chris to ask for the deletion of my account.
I need to take some time off, and will eventually return under a different name and with another account.
CodeProject is a great community, and I wish just the best for all of you. Continue how you did over the almost two years I've been a Member, and best of luck for the next 10 Million members.
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
How to ask a question
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Does it really matter? Sadly, this is a case of two sides not being able to step back and take a breather - there comes a time in a Troll War where you have to ask who's really winning and just walk away.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: there comes a time in a Troll War where you have to ask who's really winning and just walk away.
I sometimes have to step back and remember these words of wisdom.
Never wrestle with a pig. You will end up rolling around in the mud, and the pig likes it.
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enhzflep wrote: the articles link in your page takes me to my own articles/tips
Because the Hamsters have deleted the account, so the lists are no longer available.
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Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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No, the first link takes me to the list of my articles
P.S: The link 'falls through' to the list of articles of the logged in user if the actual user in the link does not exist.
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Thanks for that - I must've loaded at nearly the last possible moment then. When I did it, I got the user's page and hence the old username, so it must've been deleted in the seconds between getting that page and asking for the articles list.
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_Maxxx_ wrote: Who?
Marco Bertschi
Apparently as a result of remarks by BlueWaffle.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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_Maxxx_ wrote: Rage Quit
Well, no, I did not quit.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
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