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Adjust it until he the drummer drools out both sides of his mouth.
The band I’m in have been looking for a drummer, we have had a number of good people try out. This one guy though took the cake, was pretty much an expert in everything and did his best to let us know which everything.
When we finally got around to the what do you do for a living part I told him I was a software engineer. He then asked what languages I use and I told him Assembly, C/C++, Visual Basic, C#... where upon he interrupted with There’s no such thing as C –sharp! Never heard of it. I told him it has been a part of MS Visual Studio for about 12 years or so. Oh, that C-sharp…. He says.
He didn't get the job... 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
modified 4-Dec-14 12:51pm.
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What do they call no-talent guys that hang around musicians?
Drummers! 
I think he was going to crack a joke about no C flat, but in his enthusiasm, he got his notes confused. He just heard 'C' and went for it. He is a drummer after all...
Well actually there is a C-flat, it is called B 
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C is hardly flat. 
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The C is hardly flat, you can get some big waves out there...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Pualee wrote: Well actually there is a C-flat, it is called B
Jeremy Falcon
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Oh, thaaaat Visual Studio. For a second there, I thought you were talking about the other Visual Studio, because that one didn't have C-sharp. Now I see what you saying.
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Slacker007 wrote: Oh, thaaaat Visual Studio.
Are you a drummer?
I only ask, because I need one. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Didn't you know all the cool kids call it C hashtag?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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jeron1 wrote: all the cool kids call it C hashtag
I should have known that, must be because I'm a guitar player. 
BTW: How do you get two guitar players to play in perfect unison?
Shoot one of them.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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The only way to get two guitar players to play in perfect unison is if they both play bass.
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S Houghtelin wrote: There’s no such thing as C
Its 'Db' isn't it?
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Db is C#
Depends on the context (key signature) of the song for which name you would use.
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Call Hotblack Desiato and Disaster Area.  Then stand back. Way far back.
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I used to be a drummer and I've got a joke for you.
What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A guitarist who's told too many drummer jokes 
What music do you play?
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Sander Rossel wrote: guitarist who's told too many drummer jokes
It's a good thing they don't always know that I'm telling a joke. 
Originals, classic rock covers, Beatles, Weezer, Train, Tom Petty some Chili Peppers pretty much what suits us. There's even a country song or two (I can't play country to save my life so they definitely have a unique edge to them )
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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S Houghtelin wrote: It's a good thing they don't always know that I'm telling a joke.
Then again, you guitarists aren't known for telling good jokes
Your style is a bit soft for my taste. Nice to listen to (especially Beatles), but boring to play.
I used to drum metal mostly. Double bass pedals, etc. Drum along with Dimmu Borgir, Arch Enemy, Anthrax...
Another favourite was drum n bass, now that's fast (and usually electronic)!
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Thats not a car it can't go round corners and where would the missus put the shopping.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Agreed. These land speed records are bull----. All they are effectively doing is taking a jet-powered airplane and designing it to run on the ground. That's not "land speed", that's "ground flying".
In the universe where Gordo rules all, the land speed record could only be set if the speed was generated purely through friction between the tires and the ground. This is just rocket power where the wheels only keep the body off the ground.
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"GRAPHIC WARNING"
Article did not deliver. I'm disappointed.
Fairly oniony though.
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I suppose they were partly right.. a stench probably arose from him.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I keep VB6 CDs hoping for resurrection since 10 years.
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