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Mike Hankey wrote: You're infamous!
FTFY! 
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If it's anything like the cr@p available on the Windows store, it'll be 37 pages of instructions on how to buy books that teach Android programming.
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Ye Gods, they're everywhere![^]
I think I'll write 31 pages (+ front & end matter) on how to buy snake oil.
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Don't forget to include a whole chapter: "Check out my other books" 
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Good point. If I use lots of cover shots and synopses, I'll only have to write about 12 pages of material for each book.
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Use a big font: than it's only 12 sentences. 
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With a bit of MS Office clip-art on each page, twelve short sentences!
Hey, now that we've worked out the business model, we ought to do something with it.
Shall I write a book about it? It'll only take me twenty minutes.
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And you can get those sentences from QA answers!
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Done[^]
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You forgot "URGNTZZZ!!!"
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My God, I'm really cr@p at this!
Fixed.
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I found the answer to all your questions. It's all in the Matrix.
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Superb!
I'll have the book ready for release by the end of the month!
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I'm amazed.
Nobody has popped up to tell you that his question is better than yours, and you should look at that one... 
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I'll add it to the requirements.
32: Idiotic nagging spammer.
OK, done.
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It took 24 hours to write the book...
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Don't knock short books. O'Reilly publishes a number of short books in their Pocket Reference series. I've learned more from these about SQL, CSS, and other TLA's than in most of the door-stop tomes out there.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Absolutely! Very often a quick-reference, which is crammed full of short definitions of everything, is the most useful document in the world, if you already know much of what you're doing.
But 37-page books that claim to turn you into a Ruby professional or an Android developer?
Anyone with any experience in databases will know that you can't store that much information into that many sectors.
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...I've had a screaming headache all day. I've taken nothing for it and it still hasn't just fixed itself.
So I just cracked the first beer for the day. I'll report back later if it has made it worse or fixed it.
Not sure if I will be able to be too scientific with any facts I provide later.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Between ages 15 til 30 old I often had severe migraine.
I've never tried beer though.
Get well soon!
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A simple remedy is "Indian Head Massage", also called "Head Malish"; requires someone else to do the 'malish'.
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cheers!!....Good medicine..
Born To Learn
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I wrote a story set in Australia once. The fact that that happened is probably what caused your headache.
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Did you hear the rumor about butter? Never mind, I better not spread it.
I'll get my coat... 
/ravi
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That has become a pat answer around here.
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