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Damn it.
I wanted to be the one to solicit the checks.
That's MY up-vote you've got sitting their in the corner of your post.*
Please fill in appropriate and effective threats between these lines:
*P.S.: Would you'd be so kind as to send the money you receive, as well?
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Maxxx wrote: Checks
Your profile says Australia, so you're supposed to use the correct spelling of "cheques", not the dodgy 'merkin spelling. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Damn it, I was just going to post a Czech! 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Omg I honestly gaped hen I read this!
I apologize profusely to every true English speaker out there -
Seriously - I don't know what happened - I can't even blame it on being drunk (as I always am)
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Behzad Sedighzadeh wrote: 2- Satia's work would...
I assume you mean the CEO, Satya Nadella?
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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My very first CCC, I hope it abides by the rules:
A beheaded giant becomes aplenty (4)
Good luck! 
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**** is the answer 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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BACON is the answer.
Now, what's the question?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Tasty and salty, morning and egg, scrambled and fried!(5)
Is that the question ?
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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OriginalGriff wrote: BACON is the answer.
Now, what's the question?
What does Kermits finger smell like?
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Only when Miss Piggy has a frog in her throat...
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"Bulk"? 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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We have a winner! Your turn tomorrow 
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You don't get out of it that easily!
You are still up tomorrow
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I applied "beheaded" twofold:
1) behead
2) b-headed
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Yep and I was thinking the other version. That's why I was thinking it wouldn't be correct.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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"becomes aplenty" should have assured you 
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Invisible pink unicorns trump African demigods, any day.
Just as I anticipated, someone downvoted that harmless, humorous message. It can only have been one of those mindless drones who are brainwashed by African religions.
They also downvoted a quote, on the topic of a recent holiday of an African religion, from a popular cartoon show, which, obviously, is rated as viewable by children.
Ter'r'rism must be stamped out, no matter which bunch of blinkered psychos performs it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Maybe it was the logical inconsistency: If they are invisible, how can they be pink at the same time?
And where was this message?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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She is pink precisely because she is invisible, and therefore you cannot prove that she is not pink. Also, she's in your backyard right now.
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harold aptroot wrote: Also, she's in your backyard right now.
HE's in MY backyard you heretic infidel!
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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OriginalGriff wrote: Maybe it was the logical inconsistency: If they are invisible, how can they be
pink at the same time?
Q: Why do pink elephantsunicorns paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: Have you ever seen a pink elephantunicorn in a cherry tree?
A: No. That shows you how effective it is.
It's perfectly logical!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Depending on the wavelength, it could be infrapink or ultrapink.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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