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... but in a few minutes our boss will put some steaks on the grill. As he does every friday.
Before someone complains: For all questions steak, today it's friday.
EDit: It's over. The steak is eaten, plus some Bratwurst.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
modified 29-Mar-18 7:34am.
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Someone might question steaks on Friday.
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Even Rome has nothing against steaks as long as we do that only on the first friday (== today) this week.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Double standard you are using!
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In the past I would have preferred Sydne Rome twice over Paris-Dakar once.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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And possibly Paris Hilton over Rome Ritz.
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CPallini wrote: And possibly Paris Hilton over Rome Ritz.
Oh, no. No way.[^]
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Romanes eunt domus!
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Who would?
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Someone. 
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Everyone has a problem with someone, anyone knows it.
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but Nobody really cares.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Satellite worn out in ambitious project (8)
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
modified 29-Mar-18 6:45am.
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Satellite MOON
worn out SHOT
in ambitious project
MOONSHOT
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A moonshot is not having a small glass of booze in some questionable lunar bar, right?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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No, that would be "about to get shot by Han Solo"
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I thought it was a conspiracy theory that claims the moon is suffering from ASW (Anthropogenic Satellite Warming)
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I thought it was to do with JFK and an extremely long range sniper rifle?
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You're thinking of a vodka and milk - Moo 'n Shot 
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Bojarov's Siberian Cream instead of Bailey's Irish Cream, huh?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I think everyone's right but Griff got there first.
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Hi,
It's a bloomin ghost town (cue the tune!) today in the office, nobodys here. Taking advantage of the Easter break to get a long holiday or mass UFO abduction. 
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So break out the Doom disk and settle down for a good day ... 
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