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OriginalGriff11-Jan-17 22:24

11-Jan-17 22:24

It was a good one though!

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

PeejayAdams11-Jan-17 22:44

PeejayAdams

11-Jan-17 22:44

Indeed.

Slogans aren't solutions.

dan!sh 11-Jan-17 23:05

dan!sh

11-Jan-17 23:05

I would have mentioned beloved leader in the clue. But then people would have complained that Kim is not 9 letters.

"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

OriginalGriff11-Jan-17 23:13

11-Jan-17 23:13

Ah, but KimJungIl is! Laugh | :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Its summer in Queensland

Midi_Mick11-Jan-17 21:07

Midi_Mick

11-Jan-17 21:07

... when you turn on the cold tap, and the water is hotter than the hot tap.

Cheers,

Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.

OriginalGriff11-Jan-17 21:59

11-Jan-17 21:59

So ... what you're saying is that in Australia, even the water is trying to kill you? OMG | :OMG:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Midi_Mick11-Jan-17 22:06

Midi_Mick

11-Jan-17 22:06

Its a miracle anyone in this country makes it to adulthood.

Cheers,

Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.

Munchies_Matt11-Jan-17 23:14

Munchies_Matt

11-Jan-17 23:14

In the south of France I have to insulate the cold pipes in the house for that reason.

You've got it hot there havent you? 40C I heard. Yeah, thats nasty, especially in a timber built house.

Midi_Mick11-Jan-17 23:53

Midi_Mick

11-Jan-17 23:53

We're lucky enough to be close enough to the mains, so it only takes about 15 seconds for the hot water to be flushed through.

Cheers,

Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.

lopatir12-Jan-17 1:13

lopatir

12-Jan-17 1:13

Ahh Queensland,
one thing I don't miss is the clouds.

No not the fluffy white or even huge grey - black ones, but the purple ones that you know are going to throw golf - baseball sized hail at your car if you don't get under cover soon enough.

Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate

jeron112-Jan-17 4:04

jeron1

12-Jan-17 4:04

Hence the necessity for Beer | [beer]

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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xiecsuk12-Jan-17 22:15

xiecsuk

12-Jan-17 22:15

So that's why it's so bloody cold in England!!

xiecsuk12-Jan-17 22:26

xiecsuk

12-Jan-17 22:26

Oz certainly has its hot moments. My daughter lives in Melbourne and my wife and I used to go every year to see the grandkids. (Now they've both turned 16, they wouldn't be seen dead with old farts like us.) One year we were there, it broke the temperature record and reached 41degC, the following year it went higher still to 43degC, but the piece de resistance was a couple or three years later when it reached 46degC, which is still the record I think. We were going to the cinema 3 times a day for the four days it was over 40degC. There aren't half some rubbish films about!

Interesting design

Mohibur Rashid11-Jan-17 20:46

11-Jan-17 20:46

So, I dropped my Samsung A8 out of my hand. The display got disconnected or in other word, the display does not response anymore. But the phone is ok otherwise.

Only way to shutdown this phone is holding down the power button for a menu to show up, then I will have to swipe.

I created 8 or 9 alert on this phone. And it pops up every few hours and repeat it 3 times with high volume. Because, I can't touch the menu on the screen that says dismiss, all I can do is snooze with physical button.

Now, I will have to send my phone through mail(not email), its fully charged, and I cannot shut it down. The sales girls also can't help......
Laugh | :laugh:

I do not fear of failure. I fear of giving up out of frustration.

Pete O'Hanlon11-Jan-17 21:24

Pete O'Hanlon

11-Jan-17 21:24

Are you married to OriginalGriff[^]?

This space for rent

OriginalGriff11-Jan-17 22:00

11-Jan-17 22:00

If we could breed the two devices, we might get a single one that works!

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

modified 12-Jan-17 4:17am.

Mohibur Rashid12-Jan-17 0:41

12-Jan-17 0:41

There is a chance, my boy is going to be too hot for your girl, i.e. your tablet, haha

I do not fear of failure. I fear of giving up out of frustration.

CDP180211-Jan-17 23:02

CDP1802

11-Jan-17 23:02

You just need to issue the following voice commands (perhaps by three different authorized persons):

1) "Destruct sequence 1, code 1-1 A."
2) "Destruct sequence 2, code 1-1 A-2B."
3) "Destruct sequence 3, code 1 B-2B-3."

The countdown begins, the phone will reply:

"Destruct sequence completed and engaged. Awaiting final code for (time interval) countdown."

Now you only need this voice command to start the countdown:

"Code zero zero zero. Destruct. Zero."

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

Mohibur Rashid12-Jan-17 0:43

12-Jan-17 0:43

I literally had a similar thought, may a sms with a password from another phone.

I do not fear of failure. I fear of giving up out of frustration.

Mohibur Rashid12-Jan-17 2:41