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Turn in your man card. 
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If you hadn't already said that, I would've! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Have you tried switching it off and...
Oh.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ours very occasionally forgets to output any sound, so I have to apply my years of computer experience, and unplug it, count to ten, and plug it back in. While sounding really technical.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I tried this, but I failed to count to ten because I was not sure whether I should start from 0 or 1
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Depends - is your brain written in C# or VB? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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c++ at the moment. But I have to mention I need to work with Embarcadero so far ... if you know what I mean ... where string class (and only string class) is index "1" based 
On the other hand this helps me to stay flexible, I mean a programmer should be able to handle this
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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0x01AA wrote: two remote controls
How are you getting away with so few?
Or are they both Logitech Harmony remotes, and each one has reached its maximum device capacity?
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0x01AA wrote: How the hell I can get this machine to come to alive
Are you referring to your TV or your wife? 
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Just do what any man would do - wake her up and ask her to do it. Works for me every time.
I also get to sleep in the other room. Such a peaceful night's sleep.
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lol If I wake her up, then work starts... tv then becomes very very much secondary
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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I'm unable to connect to my personal website http://ravib.com[^] from Toronto (Canada) although DownForEveryoneOrJustMe[^] says it's up. Could you please try to visit the site and reply whether or not you were successful and your location (country)?
Thanks!
Update 27-Apr-2017 5:42pm: Thanks, all. Seems it was a Canada-wide temporary outage[^].
/ravi
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Works for me.
U.S.
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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Spammer! Quick, to the S'n'BPhone Robin!
Worked for me, but ... a bit "colourful" for my taste.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Works for me (US as well).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Works also from switzerland.
[Edit]
FYI:
\Windows\system32>ping www.ravib.com
Ping wird ausgeführt für ravib.com [69.16.240.192] mit 32 Bytes Daten:
Antwort von 69.16.240.192: Bytes=32 Zeit=127ms TTL=41
Antwort von 69.16.240.192: Bytes=32 Zeit=124ms TTL=41
Antwort von 69.16.240.192: Bytes=32 Zeit=122ms TTL=41
Antwort von 69.16.240.192: Bytes=32 Zeit=124ms TTL=41
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Well, it does work but I believe I connected through the time tunnel as the version of the site I saw was dated 1983. 
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#TablesRule
You're right - I haven't updated it much since I created it. The only (frequent) updates are to my freeware products page, because I constantly maintain my apps.
/ravi
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My eyes, my eyes!!!
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