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“You idiot” I shouted through gritted teeth
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Did he just plough you over? It snow joke if so!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Although it's never happened to me before, I do fear this scenario happening. So much in fact that I always dress up as a bag of chips when I go out in public. That way, when it finally happens, I don't have to worry about looking silly in front of people.
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You will unless it's a vinegar van that runs you over.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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rather than look silly in front of people make them your friends:
-> dress as tequila and bring lemons
this internet has become nothing but fake news.
... time to fix it, time to get back to the fax!
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And there's anther brine mess you've gotten yourself into!
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how to open message thanks
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Click on it!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Instructions too complicated. Got head stuck in bin, cheers for that 
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musefan wrote: Got head stuck in bin
here ya go then: Can Opener[^]
this internet has become nothing but fake news.
... time to fix it, time to get back to the fax!
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How's the wifi in there?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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why do I feel the need to post a Message Open message...
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Give in to your desires, we all deserve to be happy every once in a while 
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how to open source files thanks
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If all else fails: Use a hammer! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Use an editor, or an IDE.
Depending on the language, Visual Studio is damn good at it.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Please click on the big red Got a programming question? link above.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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I just did that but my source files are still closed. 
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Well, in this case, you might be out of luck.
Have you tried powering your computer off and doing something else? 
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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There is nothing else. 
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phil.o wrote: Got a programming question?
It's not a programming question. It's not even a real question anyway.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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And you think I did not notice? ^^
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Indeed, no question mark. Although the posting does raise some questions, e. g. what are 'source file thanks'? 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Stefan_Lang wrote: Indeed, no question mark
That was not my point. The point is there is nothing wrong with asking that question in the Lounge. It's a lousy question, but not inappropriate for the Lounge.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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