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This guy really needs help![^] 
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I think I can successfully recover all files on the hardware you sent me, attached please find a pro-forma invoice ... 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That is my favorite all time Carnac joke.
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That sure looks like a POWERful hard drive 
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Watts the big deal here?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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I'd play along and respond by saying the files are encrypted and I need the keys, but then I suspect the other guy wouldn't get it and send the case keys...
(remember those? are they still being made...?)
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I usually disguise my hard drives that way and the power supplies are make believe hard drives. Until now I always thought that nobody ever noticed that, but now I must look which hard drive is missing. Do you have a version of that image where the name and address of this thief are not blackened out?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Well, it is semi-solid and spins. You gotta give him credit for that much.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Well, they tried. 
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When women reach a certain age they start collecting cats – this is called the many paws.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Where is the tipper truck full of cat litter?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Some assembly required!
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
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Bloody IKEA!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I was sent this today, but it's relevant to this discussion, but not "general lounge fodder": How to make a substitute cat[^] 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah that's pretty much most cats, except what you feed them you sometimes find in a gelatinous form somewhere in the main traffic pattern.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
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They can smell those women : we understand you are 40 and still not married[^] even when they aren't single.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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OTOH young men go to the pub to get birds,
when they get older they go to the pet shop.
sorry - Monday brain
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I have a sneaky suspicion "pet shop" in this context is code for something that's escaping me at the moment...
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Did this come across your desk as a Hot news Flash?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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The instructions on the screen say "Type YES to continue". The written documentation tells you to type "YES" to continue.
[Note from the developer: I make them type the whole word YES because they're about to re-image a drive]
What do they do? They type Y and don't understand why the procedure doesn't continue  .
As far as the horse goes, you shoot the horse and leave it beside the water hole as a warning to others.
Software Zen: delete this;
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So, you add code to check: "You typed 'Y'. Did you mean 'YES'? (Type 'YES' if you did)"
If they still type "Y", ask them to confirm by typing the numbers on the back of their bank card.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Unfortunately this is all done in WinPE (Windows Pre-installation Environment), and even the final install won't have an Internet connection, so there's no good way to get bank card numbers back to home base.
I like your thinking, however .
Software Zen: delete this;
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A corollary to this is: "You can lead an human to knowledge, but you cannot make him think."
Question: Do we shoot the human also and add a footnote that that human has been killed because of stupidity (hopefully we shoot him before he gets to reproduce).
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