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Too funny
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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He's having such a hard time getting back up you'd think he was floating in zero-G.
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Should coffee call the police when it gets mugged?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Yes - stir up some action; let them know it has grounds to believe trouble is brewing.
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The perpetrator was a caffeine
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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Yeah, it got creamed!
Sorry, I was milking that pun for all it's worth.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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There would be little chance of catching the thief if he reached the espressoway!
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Yes and if it gets creamed so much the worse.
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I tea what you did there.
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Don't mocha serious matter.
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You can't just latte go.
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It went out and got drunk right after it happened.
Zaphod
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Just had a Windows update which I installed straight away as the PC was dog slow and I've noticed this before when updates are ready to be installed.
So, is Windows doing some prep work in the background, before I've agreed to the update or is it maybe the AV scanning everything that has been downloaded?
I know, I should have investigated there and then, but had emails I wanted to reply to ...
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Rich Leyshon wrote: So, is Windows doing some prep work in the background, before I've agreed to the update or is it maybe the AV scanning everything that has been downloaded?
Probably both...
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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I've noticed that with mine as well - I assume it's a combination of large download files, prep work, and poor code in the updater spending too much time checking the download status / validity.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I just got hit with an update to 21H1 a couple days ago, so probably that.
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Sounds like a new strain of COVID . . .
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Windows will download and stage for installation security definition updates and any update Microsoft has internally marked critical prior to the user accessing Windows Updates to configure this. It's part of the OOTB (Out Of The Box) subsystem.
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obermd wrote: It's part of the OOTB (Out Of The Box) subsystem.
Also known as the OOIM* subsystem.
* Out Of It's Mind
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I had that this morning Rich on my Surface Pro - it was quite hot ( fan on constantly ) and a bit sluggish so I thought I'd reboot - then I got the Windows is preparing... etc - took anout 30 minutes to sort itself out. All good now though.
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Prolly a "cumulative" update is downloading ... fire up TM and under "Processes" tab sort on CPU use to see whats currently dogging your senses.
Sometimes it's Windows other times it's some nube virus writer. Yesterday I encountered an exploit which logged me off a "Sign-In" site ... but didn't do anything more than test my patience. The typical system-crash/bsod might not have been what he was after.
Nor was my wait to log back into the site until I powered down completely and restarted the computer. Ha! Nube.
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Patch Tuesday as it's commonly known (2nd Tuesday of the month) is still a thing, so yeah, this is when MS releases their regular updates. That would explain the "why now".
For anyone who has to update multiple systems, and want to remain in control of what gets installed and when...I strongly suggest reading up on WSUS. It's been built into Windows Server for ages, and it's rather easy to set up and maintain, and you can set it up so nothing goes by without you getting involved and approving of anything it has on offer. I've used it to block countless nagware patches MS has pushed over the years, including that full-screen "upgrade to Windows 10" thing that was showing up on Windows 7 and drove everyone crazy.
I have dozens of systems, both physical and virtual, that all need to be patched, and I'm doing this through a tiny 5mbps connection. Patches, if you approve them, only get downloaded once and the endpoints never need to go out to the internet. For that alone I find it's worth my time. I quite literally remote into that system only once a month to review and then approve the updates that are queued and waiting.
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Let mine happen overnight as I have moved into that fatalistic area where I don't give a rats. When I restarted this morning it wanted to reset my browser functionality, install Office365 and when I rejected that is wanted to create web links to Office365.
MS fatalistic does mean f***ing stupid!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Hah, I thought it was my work computer making me reboot to install updates (meaning my IT guys), but yes, it has slowed down and the only thing to do was to do a reboot and lo and behold there were updates. It may be an intentional thing as this has been happening for the last year or so.
Ken
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