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I suspect you need to think more "Black & Decker" but as I've got to be collecting the car after a small repair tomorrow morning at the appointed hour, I won't risk a guess!
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close but no cigar... 
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WELL ENDOWED?
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As you said only yesterday, "And you sir, are up tomorrow!  "
("It's lovely under the tree" was, of course, SUBLIME).
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How is endowed exploited ?
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That's what I wondered - hence the question mark ...
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Weird because the first thing I thought of was well hung endowed 
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An aquifer (layer of water-bearing rock) with a well would be exploited, and endowed with a well.
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That level of indirection is not very crossword like - more like a treasure hunt
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Got no idea but for kudos maybe, Sublime.
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Nah. Dij doesn't rely on luck - he puts some effort into his computer "work".
He has genuinely made phone calls and sent emails ... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: He has genuinely made phone calls and sent emails
Oh, believe me, I know.
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OriginalGriff wrote: He has genuinely made phone calls and sent emails ...
But did he reach the intended person cat recipient?
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It could be any cat on the planet - alley cats included.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Once upon a time I had built a memory expansion for my computer. An array of 32 of the old 2102 SRAMS plus some addressing and buffering logic on a board behind the computer, attached with a ribbon cable. Guess who quickly decided that this was absolutely the most comfortable place for grooming and sleeping? Hint: It was someone with a soft and electrically charged fur that's perfect for killing RAM chips.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Hint: It was someone with a soft and electrically charged fur that's perfect for killing RAM chips.
So ... a Tribble then? 
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Nope. It was Toby the Targ[^].
And my Krait Mk II (named El Paso) has returned to the dock after a little shootout with bandits. Just made it there before emergency life support failed, but over a million bounty for the killed bandits is more than enough for the repairs. The Klingons would sing songs about this. Now back to work,
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: The Klingons would sing songs about this
No, they'd all be far too drunk on Blood Wine and hunting down the Tribbles as mortal enemies of the Klingon Empire.
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Does a hard of hearing dog go to the vet to get tutored?
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Only if it's in grades K-9;
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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There was a Far Side cartoon with one dog bragging to another that he was going to the vet to get tutored.
EDIT: Found a link[^] to it.
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1985? That's pre internet! 
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All the classic stuff is pre-internet!
Larson did another on the same theme, which was published in The Prehistory of the Far Side but never submitted to newspapers. For obvious reasons. One dog is explaining a jar on the mantel to another, saying, "The vet let me keep them. They're my testicles."
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