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...the Leprechauns personally.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I'm against the 404.
I think that if a page is missing, using a three-ought-three is more appropriate.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I don't agree.
If a website does that, it's like it's telling me: "we haven't found what you're looking for; but here's some stuff you don't need!"
Also, what if a company wants to order 1000 hamsters; The boss finds a webstore that sells them and sends an email to his secretary with the URL telling her to order 1000 units. But stupid boss didn't copy the entire link; so the website redirected to another page and the secretary buys 1000 lions.
1000 lions, Mark. It was a massacre.
Giraffes are not real.
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...so that makes it 24 years since I started going out with the Missus. She's asleep now, reckon I might go and see if I can get me some, celebrations and all.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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DaveAuld wrote: Good luck!
I'm gonna need a bigger dose of luck than that to be any chance.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Are you sure it's luck you need a dose of, at your advanced age, Mick? [snicker]
Software Zen: delete this;
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Michael Martin wrote: She's asleep now, reckon I might go and see if I can get me some, celebrations and all.
And thats how the fight started!
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Andy_L_J wrote: And thats how the fight started!
That'll be in 4 weeks, when I'm faarrrkkkking legless and being lectured on how I should be helping with the cleaning up and not getting so drunk all the time and blah, blah, blah.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: lectured on how I should be helping with the cleaning up and not getting so drunk all the time and blah, blah, blah.
Women are the same all over the world.
As are men.
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JimmyRopes wrote: Women are the same all over the world. As are men.
I love consistency, there should be more of it. Except when my wife keeps saying no.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Do her proud for 24 years, mate. Flowers, romantic dinner, the lot.
Any woman who put up with me for that long would bluddy deserve it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hi?? Im entry level worker in battery company,,
My company make Battery cell in industry part,
Usualyl i made BMS (Battery Management System) like monitoring Battery volt, temp program
using c++, MFC
Somtimes , it was hard to use many APIs.
I studied electronics engineering in school.. Im not good at Window Programming.
But I try to learn internet, and book,diverse resources.
I buy chartfx program package (JAVA, C# C++, Web)
But Im using C++ chartfx 6.2 verison.
it was hard to operate chart in C++
If I use C# . I can use chart gauge,, design things..
But it takes many times to move C#..
I dont have many foundation skills.. so worried.....
I 'm wonderig that studying c++ longer or give up c++ and move to study C#..
Let me advice..
Im only window programmer in my company,, ( 1years 6 month work career)
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It is simple.
You learn the skills applicable to the job you want to do.
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DaveAuld wrote: You learn the skills applicable to the job you want to do.
Drinking it is then.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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You've already mastered that one, Mick. Everyone needs a fallback position, though; I suggest singing very loudly and badly in public places.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: You've already mastered that one, Mick. Everyone needs a fallback position, though; I suggest singing very loudly and badly in public places.
That's not a good suggestion at all. I'll go with falling down without hurting yourself. I'll give that a go and se how I do.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: I'll go with falling down without hurting yourself. I'll give that a go and se how I do.
I think you have already mastered that one also.
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JimmyRopes wrote: I think you have already mastered that one also.
I'll just have to conceed then, that I have mastered all I need to know.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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drink valentine soon
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Correction : Drinking and girls => Charlie sheens life in Two and half men
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thanks
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First and most important, click the "Edit" tag below your message and delete your email address! This is a good way to attract unwanted junk mail in a hurry.
As for your question, I spent a lot of years designing and programming ATE when I was first out of college, but there was no Windows then. When I left that career, I tried learning C++ using Visual C++ and MFC for many years without success. It wasn't that the language is that hard, though it is and the syntax is awful, but that the Windows model made me crazy. When C# was introduced, I tried it and found it much easier to learn, and lacking nothing I need. I think you'll find that C# is more than capable of doing all you need for testing batteries and much more, and it will be far easier for you to master. Good luck!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: As for your question, I spent a lot of years designing and programming ATE when I was first out of college, but there was no Windows then.
Faarrrkkkk, there was only holes in your walls back then, glass hadn't even been invented, had it?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Not all all! We're not barbarians, you know. The holes in the walls were nicely covered with oilskins, which let in the light, but block the rain and wind. They do get a bit ripe-smelling in the summer heat, but since we had no running water and rarely bathed, it was easy to ignore.
Will Rogers never met me.
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