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OriginalGriff wrote: chocolate and tomato go together like duck and banana
WHAT! I can't believe you've never tried the famous French dish Duck a la banane??? 
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I canardly believe it either...
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I haven't got the recipe, but I guess that if I wanted to do the dish, I could just wing it... 
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Wouldn't that be Canard à la Banane?
And that's a no...just no...professionals agree with me[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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O boy, now I'm REALLY tempted to try. Luckily enough, I don't care much for duck, so I think I'll have to abstain all the same.
But on a similar note: Here in Sweden, we have a dish called "Flying Jacob" (don't ask me why). It's sort of a chicken caserole dish with banana and peanuts often served with boiled or steamed rice.
I, as a non-native Swede, find it disgusting. The native Swedes seem to like it... 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: Directors Cut.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Vinnie the Pooh? 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Bloody Chocolate 
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"Brave accountant in the October warmth?"(6,6)
Nice!
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Dalek Dave wrote: Brave accountant
A contradiction in terms, surely? 
Brave INDIAN
accountant SUMMER
in the October warmth
INDIAN SUMMER
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Hey, I was a soldier you know!
I have been in some dodgy situations, sometimes scared, sometimes hopeful, sometimes wishing that the VAT inspection would finish quicker.
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Dalek Dave wrote: wishing that the VAT inspection would finish quicker
Oh, we've all been there!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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When everyone is divided, we rely on accountants carry the remainder...
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The old 'What is 1 + 1?' gag.
What is 1 + 1?
A Mathematician says "2"
A Physicist says "a Value in the range of 0.2 to 20, but still within the expected order of magnitude for the theory"
A Lawyer says "2, here's my bill"
A Plumber says "Well, I think it is going to be about 2, plus labour and I can't start until Tuesday"
A Doctor says "Not entirely sure, but take two aspirin and call me in the morning"
A Liberal Arts Graduate says "er...3? and would you like fries with that?"
A Programmer says "Can't answer that, the variable has not been declared"
A Librarian says "Shhh, and I think you will find it in the non-fiction section"
A Philosopher says "More than the sum of its whole"
AN ACCOUNTANT SAYS "What do you need it to be?"
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Mammon for Gammon would be our war cry!
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Who knows what was Windows XP last update?
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Microsoft knows 
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Yes he did.
I saw the post!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Prove it! And please no tautologies. 
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Thank you for having my back while i am unable to defend myself Griff 
I was to be without cp for a few hours unfortunately 
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That's bad...it's a Human Right, isn't it?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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