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No.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Wow... I feel like a quantum particle right now! 
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Nice! Great timing of clicking it - moment captured.
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We get the same effect in our office. It has glass sections in the doors and at the right angle it looks like a ghost is sitting in someone's desk. When I pointed it out to a young lady the other day she literally screamed. I found it rather amusing.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Rick York wrote: When I pointed it out to a young lady the other day she literally screamed. I found it rather amusing.
She probably not that much...
You are evil...
but I would have done the same   
M.D.V.
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Why, thank you. 
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Brilliant 
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Yes but, this is obviously Schrodinger's patio.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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I have a Surface, with a US layout TypeCover - and a Desktop with a proper UK keyboard.
So I tend to run both in UK mode as I'm a fast(ish) typist and expect " to be SHIFT+2, # to be over by ENTER, £ to be SHIFT+3, and so on.
The only hassle is things like \ aren't mapped to keys that exist on this TypeCover unless it switched to US mode. So I switch it to US and off I go. And then I'm back on the desktop, and ... it's switched to US as well, because I use the same login on both ...  . Suddenly, I'm getting @ when I want ", and swearing lots until I switch to to UK. And then I'm back on the Surface and swearing again.
OK, OK - I could probably just buy a UK TypeCover, but ... that's silly money, and the UK version has slightly smaller keys which feel a bit cramped to me (and mean I swear because A-Z are in slightly the wrong place this time)
But ... With Win 10 2004 edition they have fixed that: the desktop stays UK, the Surface stays US unless I explicitly change it! (And I think they changed the WIN+SPACE shortcut to require two presses to change, rather then just one! Yay!)
Think about that: MS actually fixed a bug!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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What alternate timeline are we in?! 
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I am curious to find out if the new text cursor upgrade is a worthy addition. It is the only thing I've seen in Windows announcements that sparks interest, but I'm not going to pull an upgrade just for that.
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 I can (with difficulty) recall downloading hi-vis cursor sets back in the XP days.... With a bit of effort you could cut'n'paste to pick the eyes out of multiple sets.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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I wonder how many things did they break to "fix" this
M.D.V.
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Amazing! Just wait til you try the 2005 edition!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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but I don't want to get caught in one of those "eat right and exercize" scams.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
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Cut off a leg! Guaranteed weight loss! And you won't put it back on, either!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Many years ago I lost 103 pounds in 1 day...got divorced. Man did I feel good! 
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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Just like shedding a lamprey or remora? 
EDIT: 103 pounds might be a keeper, though!
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I hear that Mike's ex is having evil lessons with Satan ... though I don't know how much she is charging him.
Can you confirm, @Mike-Hankey
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Satan decided he won't take her...hell would freeze over then what would he have to torment everyone.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
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Reminds me of an episode of “Creepshow” I watched. A company had found a weight loss method that involved using some kind of leech that would suck out the fat instead of blood. It seemed to work great until there was an eclipse. Not going to say what ultimately happened but you can probably guess. By the way, “Creepshow” is a horror anthology series on Shudder based on the movies of the same name which are an homage to the old EC horror comics.
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I just watched that the other day. I was just thinking, "Wouldn't it be good if that was real?" ...and then the twist arrived! Argh!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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