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#Worldle #377 4/6 (100%)
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binary search - should have gone with first instinct
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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When he got home I asked "Was everything okay?"
"Yes", he replied "well, everything seemed okay until he stuck his finger up my bum."
I laughed "Well, that's a normal procedure at your age!"
"So you don't think I should change my dentist then?" he said.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Deep Clean? 
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Well..
The dentist has the dirtiest hole in from the entire intestinal tract, as most bacteria live there. More than on a bum, so that area is dirtier than a bum. Don't tell that to your dentist btw.
Also, a finger is hardly an examination. They shove two meters of flexible tube up your arse containing a camera.
That's a "normal" procedure for you these days!
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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That's a good thing, right? Where were you bleeding from?
[redacted, short version]
..you might have caused it.
[redacted, lots of cursing]
Men, from around the world, never ask for your chances.
Eleven weeks, six days. 196 days to go.
I have no clue of what to do. She does all. I'm just the panicking idiot at this point.
Pray for me.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Best wishes to her and yourself, a scary thing indeed. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Tx.
It has to be a secret for two more days..
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Your secret is safe with us.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Most people in my social life do not visit this board. Just one.
I'm scared shiteless, there's no on/off button or a reset-switch on those critters.
Do you want to proceed? "Yes / Abort".
FFS.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I'll just share my mother's advice to new parents: Jeanette: "Not to worry, the first eighteen years are the worst - then it gets better quickly!"
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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My wife asked the pediatrician when she could stop worrying.
She put her head sideways and said, "you never will, only your reasons will change".
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OriginalGriff wrote: then it gets better quickly!
Yes, I fell for that one, and almost forty years on we are still getting hit ...
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Whahaha, that's comforting
The other point I've been told, repeatedly, is that kids are expensive. I should start saving to pay for college. Maybe sell a kidney.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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"The problem with children is that they are not returnable"
anonymous.
When my daughter's second child (a boy) started to crawl, his older sister said:
"we better take him back, he is going to get into all of our stuff".
>64
Some days the dragon wins. Suck it up.
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And you are sure you don't need some professional help? 
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That's planned for next week 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Congrats, that is a wondrous event.
The first 21 years are the hardest.
>64
Some days the dragon wins. Suck it up.
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Tx. Wondrous is correct, multiple reasons.
..I can't wipe that dumb idiot smile of my face 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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The smile will disappear when you see the price of cigars. 
Maybe they don't do that anymore, my kids were born in the 60's.
>64
Some days the dragon wins. Suck it up.
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Yup, we still do that
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Congrats. And good luck!
Contrary to what others have stated, I think the first few are the absolute best. Enjoy them!
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Tx 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Prayers sent. If this is a huge worry to you, you should have never poked it. Prepare yourself for the most rewarding years of your life and enjoy the trip. I envy you; I never got the chance.
Will Rogers never met me.
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