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All that means is that when you come home to a bright pink home, she'll also be in trouble for climbing on furniture.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Bookmarked! This will spread heavily
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I hate telemarketers. When I still had a land line, when they called it was no holds barred - I cussed, threatened, and insulted their ancestry in the most disgusting terms possible. A few times it was a game to see how quickly they would hang up.
Software Zen: delete this;
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SDD Conf.[^].. I'm booking my travel.
Incidentally - London accommodation is stupidly expensive, eh?
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: Incidentally - London accommodation is stupidly expensive, eh? Try Travelodge, there is one in Hounslow that is very cheap (35 £ / night for two people under Christmas in 2013) and literally ABOVE the Piccadilly Line. It's 4th zone so the tube ticket may be a bit expensive, but the accommodation is of good quality - very nice and helpful staff.
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If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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That's all well and good, but have you seen the dregs of humanity who live around Woking?
veni bibi saltavi
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:innocentWhistle:
veni bibi saltavi
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: London accommodation is stupidly expensive, eh?
London everything is stupidly expensive. You'll need to take out a second mortgage just to buy a pint of beer.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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One doesn't travel from Dublin to London for the beer...
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I don't know - there's more variety in London, so you've got more chance of finding some good ones. It's got to be better than drinking the same OK-but-not-brilliant beer all the time.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Also some more cats being killed in Australia.
Some live, some die.
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The world is getting short on elephants (unlike Australian cats) - we should protect them don't you think?
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Why?
So that "our kids can see a real elephant"?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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Without any elephants to act as surrogate mothers how are we going to bring back the mammoths? Duh, it's so our kids can go and see a real life rendition of the ice age in the future.
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As a matter of efficiency, we should kill off all of the animals that don't have an immediate use, so that they don't consume resources needed elsewhere.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Yes, try argumenting by making an absurder case
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Why?
Mankind has already f***ed up enough of this planet and its inhabitants. We should make efforts to not kill off another entire species - its bad for planetary morale.
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Mike Mullikin wrote: We should make efforts to not kill off another entire species I doubt that the poachers are aiming at making a species go extinct.
I do believe that mankind will follow the elephant.
Would only be logical.
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I doubt the dead elephants care about any of that.
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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I finally came up with the perfect solution to stopping poaching!
Spread the rumor in Asia that better than Rhino or Tiger parts, the best way to maintain one's virility is by using tea made from boiling Poacher's Testicles. This works best of the poacher's still alive.
Let the hunt begin!
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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