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harold aptroot wrote: No, it's for pictures of cats. And porn.
FTFY
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As long as it's not for porno pictures of cats
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Somehow the email for your post made it through the junk mail filter. Have to tell them to look for the word porno. 
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Sometimes you just have to let them have that little victory of theirs... 
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Those are a bit simple: where is the Haiku? The Gang Sign? You can't have a properly secure password system without those... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Your password policy sucks. You should allow a tolerance there - so users should be able to go up to at least 15! 
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Quote: Curiosity Kills
True. But usually it is the cat.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I had a letter to post.
I waited for the rain to cease, but it didn't. So I went to the post-box in the deluge as I felt I couldn't wait any longer or else I'd miss the collection.
As I approached, Pat drove off. With sadness and a heave heart I posted my letter and turned for home.
As I trudged home in sodden sorry state, I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart.
I got home and the rain stopped.
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I have cancelled the rest of the day. 
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart.
I blame twitter for people feeling the need to post things that we don't really need to, or even want to, know.
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Twitter would be worse. A lot, lot worse. I have not got so wet [from the rain] in a long time; it's that ugly heavy rain.
speramus in juniperus
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And then what happened?
Please don't keep us hanging on.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Not sure about you, but I'm happy to wait until at least the heat death of the universe to hear the end of the fart story.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I had a letter to post.
I waited for the rain to cease, but it didn't. So I went to the post-box in the deluge as I felt I couldn't wait a
I knew there was something I liked about the 140-char cut-off point!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: As I trudged home in sodden sorry state, I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart.
all of a sudden I have gone off my chocolate muffin 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I'll have it!
speramus in juniperus
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Sounds like you already have a chocolate muffin.
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I am slowly warming up. I turned the chair to the radiator and I have my legs stuck right up to it. The sun has come put, the birds are cheeping [or at least coughing melodically] and I soon have to go and pick up the grils.
speramus in juniperus
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Hopefully you had a shower first.
Windows 8 is the resurrected version of Microsoft Bob. The only thing missing is the Fisher-Price logo.
- Harvey
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It wasn't that bad. 
It was just the thought that struck me - "I need a fart, ah not a fart" - that I found funny.
speramus in juniperus
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Quote: "I need a fart, ah sh*t"
FTFY
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And to think Pat's cat is black. Sheesh 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: It wasn't a fart.
What was it?
Did you hiccup?
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