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So a cranky bear walks into a bar, takes a big chomp out of the bar top and roars at the bartender "Give me a beer!!"
The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve drug users in here."
The bear was perplexed... The bartender explains "I saw the bar bit you ate!!"
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Bear dressed in a suit walks into a bar.
Looks at the bartender and says "Could I have a gin..."
Bartender pours the drink and hands it to the bear.
Bear:"... and tonic."
Bartender:"Why the big pause?"
Bear:"Because I am actually a bear."
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Groan 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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pkfox wrote: Groan
<layer>We can’t stop here, this is bat country
FTFY. It will be a great challenge as shy bats liked to keep to themselves and stay under the radar. 
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Blonde walks into a bar.....
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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Was she blind? 
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Your coat, sir. Where did you leave it?
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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It is just hanging around, not to worry, I got it covered.
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While they may not actually say it, I guess it's the subttext[^].
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Painfully obvious that it's scripted.
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And you're sitting around watching them do it on youtube with all your mates ? 
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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So, a wife and husband celebrating 30 years of marriage together are walking through downtown enjoying the night-life and he then walks into a bar.
"How many times have I told you to duck?!" she quips.
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Here's your coat! 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Well, I'm back in the wonderful world of CodeProject. I was out for a little bit. I left my last job due to some issues there. But I got my first big break in the professional world, thanks to the experience at my previous job. I posted my resumé on CareerBuilder.com and I received a call from a firm in Nashville about a week later. I've been working as a programming consultant since last Tuesday.
I just wanted to say hey and let everyone know I'll be around more often. 
djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem
Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.
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Welcome back and congratulations on the new gig.
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Thank you, thank you. I'm glad to be back.
djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem
Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.
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Welcome back and congrats! It's your turn to feed the hamsters. 
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Yay, I missed that. 
djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem
Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.
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Be careful of the syntax there. He may try to feed you to the hamsters.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Welcome back! And thanks for spelling resumé correctly.
/ravi
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Haha. I take it that doesn't happen too often?
djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem
Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.
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Nashville, is nice, I hope you are getting well compensated. Every time I have tried to get a contract their all of the companies have been notoriously tight.
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