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Well, it's the Tottygraph -- they always have pictures of sex objects.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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£13 in his pocket and he managed to get into that state! 
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The bar around the corner from our house in Fured sells a nice 200ml glass of local wine [very drinkable] for the princely sum of 25p. For £13 I could get Glaswegian!
speramus in juniperus
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They missed off a detail:
Passing women were not impressed, earning Cooper the sobriquet "Mini"
The Tottygraph just doesn't know how to make stories interesting.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As for Lichfield, this is as close as we come to news[^].
They've been doing the same bloody thing every September for 460 years now, the story is enjoyable for a couple of things, firstly our Sheriff goes by the name of Terry Thomas (unfortunately no hyphen).
He was accompanied on the ride by the High Sheriff Miss S C Inge-Innes-Lillingston which is a hell of a name.
I see that Miss Inge-Innes-Lillingston's address is given as an abandoned village near to Thorpe Hall which is the current home of Hugh Inge-Innes-Lillingston and his wife Catherine. Previously George David Inge-Innes-Lillingston was High Sheriff of Staffordshire in 1966, in the 3 centuries preceding that a total of 5 members of the Inge family from Thorpe Hall had also been High Sheriff.
Lichfield, fiercely resisting the future by constantly asking "What would Samuel Johnson do?".
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Have you ever had a day where your brain is simply not working? Could be for many reasons, lack of sleep, stress, hungover from Gin etc etc...
Drives me nuts thinking about not being able to think about things in the proper way.
Have you found a way to "wake" your brain up?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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Simon Lee Shugar wrote: hungover from Gin
Shirley you jest!
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I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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Take a break, do some drastically different or something you enjoy, then get back to it. You might look at it differently.
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"Come back tomorrow" works for me 
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Coffeine.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Didn't know there is word called Coffeine !! I always thought is Caffeine !
Thanks,
Milind
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Coffeine is more related to coffee. 
Veni, vidi, vici.
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![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) and if all else fails Irish
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There is a variation of the Irish Coffee that might go down well here - an English Coffee[^]
Scrap that, the Italians seem to have perfected coffee[^].
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I didn't know that, perchance are you the creator? 
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English Coffee is an old variation, but check out the Moretta - my new best friend.
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Might have to give a go at the weekend 
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Why wait? I know what's for dinner tonight!
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Well, you twisted my arm, remember it's your fault..........
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PB 369,783 wrote: Speed works well.
Just don't be too hasty, or you'll spill it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Accept that never, for one moment, in the fictional construction of the illusion of a personal self with continuity in time you experience as your life, has there been a "proper" way to think because thought itself is inherently empty: thought, master illusionist who summons someone from nothing, creates you: the greatest-show-on-earth.
A flickering of a candle making its last shadow on a wall before it is blown-out by a high-wind, and, then, lit again by unseen hands ... which you expend enormous energies on: in order to experience an imaginary, continuous, steady, glow.
Handle the night before, before the day after: works for the who I believe I am that experiences typing a final period: now.
bill
p.s. if you send me US $50 I have a special handkerchief actually sanctified by the tears of a virgin vegetarian, which I know will have immediate glorious effect on your predicament of spellbound as a result of heinous mischief of negative-energy demons. Also effective for hangovers, and acne.
all right, yes, I lied: there were more periods, but sometimes in the esoteric arts one must practice what Sufis call taqqiya, or spiritual deception.
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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