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That's really a hard one...
"The Passion of the Christ - By Oxford Revue & Cambridge Circus"
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You beat me to it.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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(yes|no|maybe)*
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The life of all bran... 
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That's not a movie quote. That's what Barack Obama said in an televised address to the American people only yesterday! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Do you have an agreement with Dave, now ? Or was that just an impossible coincidence ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Oh! I got this one!
The footage from the AOL support center when my fiance called to cancel her recently passed father's account*.
Fiance: "The account holder has passed, please cancel the account."
Drone: "Are you sure you want to cancel? Perhaps you would like to hear some of the great features you get with AOL."
Fiance: "The account holder died. I don't think he will be using any of those features."
Drone: "Well, would you like to leave the email account active? It's free of charge."
Fiance: "Deceased, my father was the account holder and he is no longer alive. I am not sure he will be able to access his email account."
Drone: "AOL offers blah blah."
Fiance: "Died. Less than a week ago. Unless you can hold a seance so he can access the email or use any of those features that are so great, I'm not sure what use he has for AOL anymore."
Drone: "... Right, let me cancel that account for you."
It was like trying to return a Norwegian Blue! The only reason she didn't start crying was partly because she was getting so angry. Partly because it was something her dad would have found hilarious and she was trying not to laugh. The service drone just kept reading the script, oblivious to the reason for cancellation and frustration they were causing.
I jokingly told her they were trying so hard because he was likely their last paying customer.
*He had cable internet, but all of his contacts were used to his AOL email and he didn't want to send them an email explaining that he had a new email address. We couldn't reason with him either.
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"Today, (tomorrow at the outside), the dragon of Delphi is often surreal."(5,6)
Simple to start the week.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Today, MON
(tomorrow at the outside), TY (hmmm...yes Dave)
the dragon of Delphi PYTHON
is often surreal.
MONTY PYTHON
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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OriginalGriff wrote: (hmmm...yes Dave)
Why the attitude for this section? Seems obvious to me!
Anyway, well done.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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"Tomorrow at the outside" == first and last letters of "Tuesday" - you're reaching a little there, my friend! 
Not a bad one though!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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It makes perfect sense.
You could use "This month" for Oct, for example. So long as it is a 'Proper' clue then it is acceptable.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I think he's thinking along the lines of : tw is the outside of tomorrow , good clue though.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I think making accurate prediction is hard, especially about the future! 
But it looks like one more cool step toward cool tech! The singularity is upon us!
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Quote: I think making accurate prediction is hard, especially about the future!
True. Predicting the past is much easier. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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See!
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If we can just struggle on until this thing is in production we could fire all polititions and figure things out sensibly.
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We don't really need that much for that... 
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Fascinating !
"The ability to store and process huge amounts of data in a quantum way (on an atomic scale) would revolutionise computing, making it possible to carry out massive calculations and enabling computers to understand chemical reactions, create new medicines and carry out seemingly impossible simulations, such as the creation of our universe."
And, when they perform the simulation of the creation of our universe, and find out that what we thought were our "real lives" were dreams in the minds of gods: a few will be blissful; many will commit suicide since they will find the knowledge they create their own fictional continuity in time intolerable because they realize that they have chosen who they are, and are fully responsible for their own actions.
bill
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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BillWoodruff wrote: when they perform the simulation of the creation of our universe
The people started, open mouthed, at the sky. Or, rather, what had been the sky.
Across the plain blue, cloudless expanse, in bright, white writing, was written
"A problem has been detected and Reality has been shut down to prevent damage to your Quantum Computer".
As if automata, eight billion people simultaneously saluted with three fingers.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Yeah men we are all in the matrix right?
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So can we finally have sound and picture synchronized in our porn?
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Who knows.... Maybe we can even sync a 3d on it....
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