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OMG.. good one.. he should try for olympics 100 mtrs...
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Georgia man runs into burning home to get beer[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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That's absoöutely normal here where I live. Throw a bottle of beer over a cliff and somebody will jump after it and commit suicide.
Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5
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Bonfire and beer, can't have one without the other.
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Keep Clam And Proofread
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√(-1) 23 ∑ π...
And it was delicious.
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???
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Quote: What Would Brian Boitano Do?
You sure you didn't mean to post this in the soapbox?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: You sure you didn't mean to post this in the soapbox?
I have no idea who he is. It is a song in South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, watched it last night with the kids.
Thought someone here could tell me what it meant without me having to look stuff up.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Boitano was a champion figure skater.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Obligatory Wikipedia citation: [^]
Software Zen: delete this;
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Change his name? 
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I wouldn't ask him I hear he's skating on pretty thin ice. 
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The Iron Lotus?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This might be a little rude, but how hard can it really be to construct a web site that is linked to a database? There must be thousands of sites that have nearly the same spec or at least some of the main functionality thats required? (Twitter, Facebook, Google etc)
I also wonder how much the government paid for this "wonderschone" page?
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It's not rude at all. You spend nigh 700 million, it should work.
They didn't even begin load testing until the last minute.
But, with this administration, no one is held accountable.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house.
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Thats a lot of money 
Dont they hold some money back until the page is up and running without any major bugs?
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Not if your Exec VP when to school with the first lady...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house.
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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In Norway part of the payment is always held back (I think 30% or so until the contract is finished) and they must pay fines for each day it is delayed. If this isnt standard practise everywhere Im baffeled....
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Well, the problems come from all the (attempted) interaction with other government systems...none of which were meant to be compatible or accessible.
It's not so much the contractor failing to make it work as it is the contractor not telling the government it was out of its mind to even contemplate such a beast.
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With the current administration nothing surprises me.
Of course that would make me a racist terrorist?
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$678 million to create an enrolment website
I could have done it for around 339,000 times less and that would probably still be overpriced...
[edit - typo correction]
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Hey, it's cheaper than London's Millennium Tent, and the cost is subdivided across almost five times as many taxpayers, so stop complaining.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I haven't made an exhaustive check for this, but it seems Obamacare was built using Ruby on Rails.
If that's the case, then I'm not surprised that they're having severe problems.
Personally I feel that the biggest problem with Ruby on Rails is that it can make incompetent developers look moderately competent - paving the way for software projects that would, and should, have been killed at their inception.
modified 26-Oct-13 7:37am.
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It certainly does - there might be nothing to it, but it's certainly something that makes you wonder why they choose CGI Federal.