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So what is the wish for next year?? 
you want something inspirational??
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More coding. More business ...
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Getting More and more New Technology Artical's...
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That I'm still breathing?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Happy Birthday to CP! Yeah!
The wish for next year is more of the same as this year - keep up the good work Chris, Hamsters and other CP members!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Vishy Anand Vs Magnus Carlsen
Who do you think?
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Terrorist Etiquette
If you cut off the wrong guy's head you should apologize.
See: Oppsie![^]
If you are a terrorist who is killed by another terrorist do you still get the standard 70 virgins you do you get 140 - you know, sort of a bonus amount for the extra trouble?
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MehGerbil wrote: et the standard 70 virgins
You wouldn't want virgins..you'd want right dirty whores.
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Member Removed But you've got balls, I'll give you that!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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3 cheers to CP!
![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
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...for that silly outburst in the Soapbox. I'm all better now, I've taken my medication (hick!) 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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It's the SB you need to apologise to not advertising apologising here.
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Nah, it's just that I went a little crazy, and when I came back, I found myself here... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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I told you: The RITALIN pills, not the other ones
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The blue ones, you mean? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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I seem to think that someone has had a liquid lunch, hey it's Friday...
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Cheers! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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A lady walks into Tiffany's.
She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farted.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little whoops and prays that a sales person wasn't anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Good looking as well.
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's, he politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?
'Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam.. if you farted just looking at it - you're going to sh*t when I tell you the price.."
speramus in juniperus
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Who did you piss off, I just gave this 5 as it elicited a chuckle and noticed the score of 4.5 something, you had been down voted for this !
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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"Page not found"
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Your link says: Sorry - that page doesn't exist. If you have followed a link from an email or another site, then it may have been truncated or simply entered incorrectly in the first place.
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad
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