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So an E-flat, G-flat, and B-flat walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I do not serve minors".
So they were sent home and most likely got in treble.
[I'll get my coat]
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: [I'll get my coat]
I'd go double time if I were you.
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Okay, I'll beat it!
speramus in juniperus
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What's the meter with you?
/ravi
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"Minor" is a chord voicing, not a note.
A major chord in western music is the 1st, 3rd, and 5th notes of the scale, the minor is the 1st, flat 3rd, and 5th. Nothing to do with the individual note. So, for example, A-minor has no flats in it (A, C, E).
Just saying 
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Eb, Gb and Bb make an Eb minor chord.
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mea culpa
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It's OK - it's a minor mistake.
/ravi
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I coda submitted that remark.
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At least you didn't diminish his contribution.
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i suspended my urge to flatten him
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Having all this fun at my expense... you guys are nothing but treble.
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Looking sharp today, Chris! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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a, d, g, c, and f tried to rent a flat. The super turned them down since they don't serve minors.
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That bartender's obviously a major jerk.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: So an E-flat, G-flat, and B-flat walk into a bar...
Now that's a noteworthy joke!
-- RP
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Yes, it's music to my ears!
/ravi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: into a bar
What time signature?
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Bar time, of course. (Local time plus 15 minutes)
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: So they were sent home and most likely got in treble
What do you bass your conclusion on? Did they fall off a clef? Maybe they didn't get a rest?
I think a pianissimo approach should be your forte.
Software Zen: delete this;
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The bartender says, "Sorry I wont be mixolydian any drinks for you!".
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: [I'll get my coat]
Well, let's see if I have the guts to tell that to my music teacher -- lyre lesson at 3PM (EST)!
Marc
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Lyre, lyre, strings on fire!
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