|
You do understand that these related posts are meant to be humorous?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
|
|
|
|
|
yes, yes, thus my humerus post.
www.dirkstechblog.blogspot.com
|
|
|
|
|
Wait until the janitor comes in tonight and cleans the white board.
Dave. 
|
|
|
|
|
I've just read the Scott Adams blog in which he explains in a hard note his father's death and his feelings about it-
RIP Scott Adams father. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
http://dilbert.com/blog/entry/i_hope_my_father_dies_soon/
I've sent this from my Blackberry therefore I can't make the link to work. Sorry for that.
|
|
|
|
|
Joan Murt wrote: I've sent this from my Blackberry therefore I can't make the link to work.
Now you are cool, eh?
JK, working link[^]
Veni, vidi, caecus
|
|
|
|
|
Marco Bertschi wrote: Now you are cool, eh?
Not truly... it's an old curve 3g (9300) device and it has it's limitations.
the only thing that keeps me cool is the weather... which is cold. 
|
|
|
|
|
Veni, vidi, caecus
|
|
|
|
|
I'm with him 100% on the sentiment. FIL was lucky, they just morphined him up and let him go without fuss. The MOFU's that prolong lives that are already over deserve to be kept going. With spikes.
speramus in juniperus
|
|
|
|
|
By-the-way Nagy, how are the girls today? 
|
|
|
|
|
Better and just gone to bed. Now it is just me and a rather bland Austrian Red waiting for Mrs Wife to come home.
speramus in juniperus
|
|
|
|
|
Nagy Vilmos wrote: a rather bland Austrian Red
Where will she hide when Mrs V. gets home?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
|
|
|
|
|
Dang, that had me rolling. Nice one +5.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Just overheard one of my fellow developers asking the manager what the latest version of a product going to production is. Neither of them knew. Shouldn't they both know?
Time to update the resume.
|
|
|
|
|
Tim Groven wrote: Shouldn't they both know?
It depends. Since we don't know how you manage releases, we can't give a definitive answer - for instance, you might have multiple streams releasing to multiple clients around the same time.
|
|
|
|
|
Quote: Shouldn't they both know?
No. I checked their online reputation and found out that no, there's no surprise here. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
|
|
|
|
|
It's on the whiteboard in the manager's office.
|
|
|
|
|
|
As many pointed out, this is inaccurate, and useless.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
|
|
|
|
|
Adobe Flash Player has been wanting to update my computer forever so I finally let it and during the installation I noticed that it was installing McAfee Security Scanner. I guess I didn't read the fine print that allowed them to install it. WTF!
|
|
|
|
|
Ooo! You're elephanted now! Do you remember where you put the Windows disks? 
|
|
|
|
|
No Abobe wouldn't do anything like that or.......
|
|
|
|
|
Ha, I just threw away windows 95 on floppy disks
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
|
|
|
|
|
Hah! Now you're going to need them next week...
|
|
|
|
|
It's OK - I've still got all 13 disks if you need them. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
