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Movie Quote Of The Day
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They could feel magnetic fields created by quasars and black holes, negotiate singularities, navigate not just the stars, but space-time itself.
Which movie?
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Pilgrim's Progress[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You're going out on a wing here, commander.
And I wish I hadn't seen it. It was a better game...
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You think so? I kinda liked it... But then agian: I'm not know for my taste...  (Neither are you by the way  )
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Oh no, Griff is famed for his taste. In fact, on a few occasions he's even been prosecuted for it! 
speramus in juniperus
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Come now, if shagging sheep was illegal, all of Australia and New Zeeland would be behind bars... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Carry on Jack?
speramus in juniperus
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Yeah, I also thought is was some kind of gay movie at first... But seeing that I don't know anything about those, I chose another guess instead. 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Granted that I'm using a company PC to browse the industry news via CP, and this is a protected PC with all sorts of filters, is it absolutely necessary for third party sites to be so pleased to see me that they block an industrial scale internet connection trying to funnel seventy kinds of crap into my machine?
I mean, everybody understands sponsorship, but 'the Verge' never, ever loads at all, and this morning nine out of ten links hung my browser for a minute or more while they sorted out the tangles in their knickers.
WTF? These are supposed to be IT sources for Chrissakes! And they cannot even sort out basic protocol.
F**king unbelievable! 
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Subtract current year from birth year?
Surely shome mishtake...
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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The computer she used used unsigned integers.
And don't call me etc.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Dalek Dave wrote: Subtract current year from birth year?
This will give me my age
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That's great. Then you are one of those who are getting younger with each day? 
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It only add one every 365 day 
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Perfectly valid COBOL, now. Were the variable names inverted before?
First DSL ever.
Pablo.
"Accident: An inevitable occurrence due to the action of immutable natural laws." (Ambrose Bierce, circa 1899).
"You are to act in the light of experience as guided by intelligence" (Rex Stout, "In the Best Families", 1950).
modified 9-Dec-13 2:51am.
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I think they noticed!
It's correct now...
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Yeah, I see they have sussed out that minor bug!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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That would be the moth that flies out at the end?
Software bug[^]:In 1946, when Hopper was released from active duty, she joined the Harvard Faculty at the Computation Laboratory where she continued her work on the Mark II and Mark III. Operators traced an error in the Mark II to a moth trapped in a relay, coining the term bug. This bug was carefully removed and taped to the log book. Stemming from the first bug, today we call errors or glitchess in a program a bug.
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I'm shocked you are taking such a negative attitude.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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There's been a malfunction at the starship transporter.
People are beside themselves with worry
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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_Maxxx_ wrote: beside themselves with worry
Poor Worry, being cloned like that must be unearthing...
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As a couple of people on here know, I have just got me a sub-contracting job to go out to homes and small businesses to fix up their computer problems.
Just filled out a bunch of forms basically stating thet they sre Jesus and I am just below pond scum. Push comes to shove they have everything in their corner and I'm bending over and spreading my arse cheeks wide.
So filled that out without issue, scanned in the drivers licence and took a couple of photos for the lanyard I will have top wear when I go on site.
There is an issue, I'm not smiling. Thing is there are about 2 photos of me smiling ever, they are both from before the age of 4 and I think I only have 1. I just don't smile, I'll laugh when the mood hits but a smile is only a result of me laughing and when laughing stops the smile is gone.
They're going to get back to me to see if I have to have a fake smile photo. If required the result will be Retarded Man or Sex Offender, it ain't going to be pretty.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Want me to come and tickle you?
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_Josh_ wrote: Want me to come and tickle you?
Would you like to try?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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